Late 85.5 NA Humor
05-05-2005, 11:14 AM
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Late 85.5 NA Humor
Mr. Smith: Steve, you were supposed to be at this meeting an hour ago!
Steve: Well, I was driving my late Porsche 944
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Mr. Jones: Steve, is your car dead?
Steve: No, why do you ask?
Mr. Jones: Because yesterday you referred to it as your late Porsche 944
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Steve: Well, I was driving my late Porsche 944
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Mr. Jones: Steve, is your car dead?
Steve: No, why do you ask?
Mr. Jones: Because yesterday you referred to it as your late Porsche 944
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05-05-2005, 02:34 PM
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Oh, I though you were going to say "Late 944s suck." That would have been funny. 
Don't get me wrong, I wish I was keeping my late car.
"So what seems to be the problem with my lift?"
"Looks like you blew a seal."
"I told you - keep my personal life out of this."
Don't get me wrong, I wish I was keeping my late car."So what seems to be the problem with my lift?"
"Looks like you blew a seal."
"I told you - keep my personal life out of this."
05-05-2005, 04:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Serge944
"So what seems to be the problem with my lift?"
"Looks like you blew a seal."
"I told you - keep my personal life out of this."
"Looks like you blew a seal."
"I told you - keep my personal life out of this."
05-05-2005, 04:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Serge944
"So what seems to be the problem with my lift?"
"Looks like you blew a seal."
"I told you - keep my personal life out of this."
"Looks like you blew a seal."
"I told you - keep my personal life out of this."
05-05-2005, 04:24 PM
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A traveling salesman, in his early model 944, is on a rural road as the sun is about to set. Realizing his pop-up headlights are not working and his dash lights are very dim, pulls into an old farmhouse. A farmer meets him in the driveway and the salesman asks if he can spend the night.
Farmer says,
"Sure, if you sleep with my son." The salesman runs back to his 944 and yells to the farmer, "Sorry, I'm in the wrong joke."
Farmer says,
"Sure, if you sleep with my son." The salesman runs back to his 944 and yells to the farmer, "Sorry, I'm in the wrong joke."