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Old 07-01-2004, 03:39 PM
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I filled out the Online resume and got a response back from the CIA. I had to write up 2 reports...so I'm hoping they'll call me back with in the next 30-60 days..

so throw your lucky pennies in a jar for me

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Old 07-01-2004, 03:43 PM
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Nice try Osama..

Best of luck- the background check takes 2-3 weeks.
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I guess we'll know what happend to him if he disappears all of a sudden. I've got dibs on the R6 and the 944

just kidding man, good luck.
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Give me a call if you're working up here, eh? I know a few guys that might be trouble.
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yeah yeah....no one will be getting my vehicles....if anything, they will go under my new identi.....ummmm....my uncles name....yeah.....Uncle John Doe...zen....agger. Uncle John Doesenagger. There we go. (That was close....almost blew my cover)

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What area did you apply for..I also applied after seeing the recent beheadings....kind of wanna pay them back..theose fuc(%$g cowards...would love some field opps.
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Good luck, man! I've applied to the FBI and received two follow-up e-mails indicating I'm still in the running...

I hope you get the gig!

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Some call me the GaNgStEr Of LoVe...

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Old 07-01-2004, 11:44 PM
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I applied for the weapons development position....

I applied to the FBI on the electronics engineering position in Hawaii, but didn't get it....

I rather carry a gun on me and shoot people....maybe I need to be a cop in one of the big cities...
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Cool good luck!!!
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no don't be a cop......I won't say my true opinnion of cops but I will tell you most of them are cowards or people who have been picked on in highschool and powertrippers...they hide behind a gun a badge and the fact that they will gang up on you!!!!It takes like 3 or4 cars to pull me over every damn time???? one time I had 13 cars once and they were searching my car for weapons like crazy..they did think they also smelled something...told them to go lick a skunk.. .lol..I have 5 friends in "the force" and the only one who has any ***** is a Chick!!! and she is the only one who applied for action..but it's getting to her and she is quitting..good thing she is gorgeous and I do plann on dating her..as soon as she breaks up with that cop boyfriend of hers......and she will!!!!..... 2 cops together..man what a sideshow!!!!!!
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I've heard that in order to be a CIA spy, you can't be over 5' 11, because tall people stand out or something, is this true??
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Originally posted by Cyrus951
I've heard that in order to be a CIA spy, you can't be over 5' 11, because tall people stand out or something, is this true??
In order for that to be true, only ladies could apply
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hahahaha....well, I'm 5 7 so I could apply....and I assure you I'm not a lady....

I didn't see the CIA spy portion on the website....anyone else see it?

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If it's like any other gov't agency, show up three hours late for the interview. Otherwise you won't be "our kind of people".

I deal with Customs/Immigration a lot. They do not impress me. Some of these federal guys are way overboard on their power trips.

Maybe the CIA is different, but I kind of doubt it. I don't know anybody that ever got selected for CIA. I did know one guy that got into the Secret Service, and I wouldn't have let that ******** watch my dog.


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