Porsche Owners Dont Get Laid!!!!!!
05-09-2004, 11:50 PM
#48
Nerd Herder
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Originally posted by Chris's Chick
AMEN!!!
Thank you....
AMEN!!!
Thank you....
05-10-2004, 02:39 PM
#49
Nordschleife Master
I would take an athletic 40 year old woman over an out of shape 18 year old!
Oh, yeah. I'll take two vibrant 18 year old virgins, the 40 year old woman, and call me in the morning.
- Julie
Oh, yeah. I'll take two vibrant 18 year old virgins, the 40 year old woman, and call me in the morning.
- Julie
05-10-2004, 04:15 PM
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HA HA !
My 1976 3/4 ton Dodge Pickup truck gets me plenty of attention from the ladies. With a full three inch Flowmaster exhaust system, and a massive 6.6 litre gas guzzling V-8. That thing attracts more attention than I can handle (everything from cops, to vettes and geos, especially when I rag on it). I don't do the suv thing, never have. It's either a full size truck, a porsche (which I still don't have!!) or a sport bike.
Having a girlfriend helps too! Couple of times a day, my stats are a little high!
My 1976 3/4 ton Dodge Pickup truck gets me plenty of attention from the ladies. With a full three inch Flowmaster exhaust system, and a massive 6.6 litre gas guzzling V-8. That thing attracts more attention than I can handle (everything from cops, to vettes and geos, especially when I rag on it). I don't do the suv thing, never have. It's either a full size truck, a porsche (which I still don't have!!) or a sport bike.
Having a girlfriend helps too! Couple of times a day, my stats are a little high!
05-10-2004, 08:19 PM
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I had a girlfriend tell me when we broke up that she'd miss my 'Risky Business' car....dated for 4 months and I know she heard (but didn't listen to) countless conversations regarding Porsches....on a side note, I think the red mitsubishi VR-4 i drove did a better job than the 44.
05-11-2004, 04:14 AM
#55
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Don't feel bad!
Tony, um, what would you do with the cantelope? What do you mean ANTELOPE!? 
Anyway, here's something to cheer you all up with. Unfortunately, artists tend to be a finicky, weird group...yes, some worse than me! Anyway, a friend of mine who is 45, has a house. He has 3 bachelors living with him, 2 in their 30s (one who's 36 is a virgin), and a 50 year old.
None have a fulltime job, and only 2 actively make money. Anyway, they have:
Ford Ranger
Toyota Tercel ('92, nicer body than older models)
Honda Prelude
Chevy Sprint
NONE of them have had sex in the past 6 years!!
So, what does that tell you!?
And get this, one of them helped me today, to move some stuff in my storage locker. The guy that owns the house asked me, if, you know, if I could get him a girl for a few hours. WTF!? I explained to him I don't know of ANY ****** or prostitutes, I hang out with a higher class of people.
BTW - Owner of the house was offered a chance to date a fun, wealthy Chinese woman. In front of my Chinese/American friend, without pause he asked, "That's nice, but can she ink!?"
That was too insulting...and this is from a guy who thinks he can get an 18 year old to marry him, take care of him and give him kids. I don't think so!
Anyway, here's the clincher: I forgot an important reference book there, and I called him. He sat there, and whined how he took in two 17 year old junkies for a weekend, and STILL couldn't get laid!
I have been seriously thinking of calling "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" but I do't want to put them through abuse. For instance, why do you all have a metric TON of cardboard in the backyard!? Because I might need it...AHHHHHHHH!
And they wonder why I'd rather tinker on a car...doh!
Cars are much nicer...at least when our cars screw us, they give us a kiss!!
- Julie
Anyway, here's something to cheer you all up with. Unfortunately, artists tend to be a finicky, weird group...yes, some worse than me! Anyway, a friend of mine who is 45, has a house. He has 3 bachelors living with him, 2 in their 30s (one who's 36 is a virgin), and a 50 year old.
None have a fulltime job, and only 2 actively make money. Anyway, they have:
Ford Ranger
Toyota Tercel ('92, nicer body than older models)
Honda Prelude
Chevy Sprint
NONE of them have had sex in the past 6 years!!
So, what does that tell you!?
And get this, one of them helped me today, to move some stuff in my storage locker. The guy that owns the house asked me, if, you know, if I could get him a girl for a few hours. WTF!? I explained to him I don't know of ANY ****** or prostitutes, I hang out with a higher class of people.
BTW - Owner of the house was offered a chance to date a fun, wealthy Chinese woman. In front of my Chinese/American friend, without pause he asked, "That's nice, but can she ink!?"
That was too insulting...and this is from a guy who thinks he can get an 18 year old to marry him, take care of him and give him kids. I don't think so!
Anyway, here's the clincher: I forgot an important reference book there, and I called him. He sat there, and whined how he took in two 17 year old junkies for a weekend, and STILL couldn't get laid!
I have been seriously thinking of calling "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" but I do't want to put them through abuse. For instance, why do you all have a metric TON of cardboard in the backyard!? Because I might need it...AHHHHHHHH!
And they wonder why I'd rather tinker on a car...doh!
Cars are much nicer...at least when our cars screw us, they give us a kiss!!
- Julie
