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Old 05-07-2004 | 01:33 AM
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HAHAHAHA WHAT THE HELL!!!!!! Its cool though, i got this figured out. I have a Porsche - 1.4, a VW -1.9, and ide like to add a lambo-2, in there. So between the three, i end up at a healthy 5.3 times. Currently a 3.3, but that seems false as well, because um...well...i dont get any!
Hey Julie, take note of this study!!!! (inside comment, dont get ideas ya'll...)


Survey finds BMW drivers have more sex

Porsche drivers bottom of scale, German magazine says

BMW drivers have sex on average 2.2 times each week, according to a German magazine.

BMW drivers have more sex than owners of any other cars and are much more active than Porsche drivers, a new German car magazine has found.

The German magazine “Men’s Car” found in a survey of 2,253 motorists aged 20 to 50 published in its inaugural May issue that male BMW drivers say they have sex on average 2.2 times each week while Porsche drivers have sex 1.4 times per week.

Following BMW drivers were Audi (2.1), Volkswagen (1.9), Ford (1.7) and Mercedes (1.6). Drivers of foreign car makes were also behind BMW with Italian cars (2.0), French (1.9), Japanese (1.8), Swedish (1.6) and Korean cars (1.5) trailing after.

Among women, French car drivers were top with 2.1 times per week followed by Audi (2.0), Italian (2.0), and BMW (1.9) with Porsche again at the bottom of the scale at 1.2 times per week.

Source: Men’s Car
http://www.autospies.com/article/ind...7&categoryId=7
Old 05-07-2004 | 01:35 AM
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eeks, 10 times a week avridge,,,,,,,but my daily driver is a dodge durango till I make my porsche happy
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thats because if you have a porsche, your having too much fun driving to be home all the time. If i ever went home, id be gettin laid too....
Old 05-07-2004 | 01:36 AM
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Saw that also. Very poorly performed study if you ask me. To many variables uncontrolled that affected the outcomes!!!

Translation -> We know the truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Old 05-07-2004 | 01:40 AM
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Originally posted by GOBOGIE


Translation -> We know the truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, thats exactly the problem.
Old 05-07-2004 | 01:44 AM
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That Study is all wrong...My 930 gets a lot of assists to me getting laid.
Cruise your local strip in a bright yellow 930 thats loud enough to get me pulled over for a noise violation, and will smoke the tires thru 3rd gear andsee if you don't go home with some hotties. If you don't, theres somthin seriously wrong with you.

FOR THE RECORD: This is deffinatly not my babys soul purpose and normally it can only be found tearing up backroads or the track. But hey, why not reap some more benefits of german engineering?
Old 05-07-2004 | 01:52 AM
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Does that 930 really work? Cause i am set to pick one up soon, needs restoration, but nonetheless. I have NEVER had a woman question about my car or really show that much interest. And i dont think its me! Im not that ugly!!
Old 05-07-2004 | 01:57 AM
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I think my approach needs work. In my 930, I usually end up saying, "Get your fingers off the fecking car you ingrained dog pumper!!!!"

I guess some women find that a tinge off color. Typical.
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In fact, i can say these cars generally attract more men...the OPPOSITE of what we are going for. (well, most of us i assume?)
Old 05-07-2004 | 02:18 AM
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Hehe..

Girl..."Nice Porsche"
Guy..."GOTCHA BITCH!"

Can someone name were that is from?
Old 05-07-2004 | 03:55 AM
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I think what the study fails to mention is that most Porsche owners (new Porsches...) are generally old, and in a mid-age crisis... Off course, none of us fall into that category, right? RIGHT????!!
Old 05-07-2004 | 04:38 AM
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Maybe there are more poser BMW owners BSing and honest Porsche owners? Having sex 2+ times a week average would indicate most of those guys are not married at least not very long. I am not sure where I would fit in since I have several e32 and e30 BMWs and several 944/951s....
Old 05-07-2004 | 08:03 AM
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Ahhhhhhhhahha - you juniors are funny. A Porsche is the LAST car you want to be in to get chicks, rookies. At least girls with an IQ over 85, anyway. Women think Porsches are for immature douchebags, almost as bad as corvettes.
If you have a smart wife, she might bull**** you and tell you she likes your car, just to get attention from you.
You buy a Porsche to go fast, buy and Audi or an Accord or the best.... single guy with an SUV. THEN you'll get chicks.
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seems as though every time im out w/ the gf some girls tell me how much they like my car...."we love your car".
Old 05-07-2004 | 10:33 AM
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Did anyone else notice that the men are getting some ~ 0.2 more often that the women for most car makes? If the women aren't having sex as often, who are the men having sex with?!?


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