Notices
924/931/944/951/968 Forum Porsche 924, 924S, 931, 944, 944S, 944S2, 951, and 968 discussion, how-to guides, and technical help. (1976-1995)
Sponsored by:
Sponsored by:

OT: I love Ebay!!! What is wrong with people these days?

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 12-02-2003, 11:40 AM
  #1  
Travis - sflraver
Site Sponsor
Lifetime Rennlist
Member
Thread Starter
 
Travis - sflraver's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: A great big building in the woods, FL.
Posts: 6,527
Likes: 0
Received 4 Likes on 3 Posts
Default OT: I love Ebay!!! What is wrong with people these days?

I just had to share this because I cannot believe how completely crazy some people can be.

I have a bunch (10,000) of these guitar picks sitting around getting in my way so I decided to put some of them up on ebay (AUCTION ). This guy from MO got all bent out of shape and started ranting about "These guitar picks when held in the light say F@!@ You on the front of them." The guy is just plain nuts. I dont even know how I would go about printing something that could only be seen when held in the light much less do it just to **** him off. Any way, he left bad feedback for me but check out how I turned it around .

"WARNING: Guitar Picks may be Possessed by THE DEVIL! Please bid at your own risk"
Old 12-02-2003, 11:48 AM
  #2  
SidViscous
Big thirst, Sore Thumbs
Rennlist Member
Napoleon

 
SidViscous's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Valhalla, capital of Gretchslyvania.
Posts: 52,900
Received 585 Likes on 375 Posts
Default

You should add.

"Perfect for Heavy metal use"
Old 12-02-2003, 11:56 AM
  #3  
Russian Rocket
Pro
 
Russian Rocket's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 685
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

probably can't play the guitar for Isht and looks for something to blame
Vlad.
Old 12-02-2003, 11:58 AM
  #4  
Travis - sflraver
Site Sponsor
Lifetime Rennlist
Member
Thread Starter
 
Travis - sflraver's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: A great big building in the woods, FL.
Posts: 6,527
Likes: 0
Received 4 Likes on 3 Posts
Default

Ya, just for kicks I called the guy this morning to ask him about it. I don't know how he could act so serious about the whole vulgar language on the picks thing. The guy is truly a nut job. He "went" and woke his son up to have him read it and confirm what it said but it was just him changing his voice a little. Someone is heading for a padded room and a nice warm straight jacket.

Edit: 2000th post. WOO HOO
Old 12-02-2003, 12:06 PM
  #5  
SidViscous
Big thirst, Sore Thumbs
Rennlist Member
Napoleon

 
SidViscous's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Valhalla, capital of Gretchslyvania.
Posts: 52,900
Received 585 Likes on 375 Posts
Default

"but it was just him changing his voice a little"


BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

Delt with those kinds of people before. Unfortunately in a more profesional aspect. Be lucky you can blow this nut job off.
Old 12-02-2003, 12:06 PM
  #6  
Russian Rocket
Pro
 
Russian Rocket's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 685
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

man... if that guy is such a nut about $.10c pic then what's gonna happen when he buys a $200 stuffed animal for his son... i'm thinking:

"hello, yes, your stuffed animal is walking around my house, cursing like a drunk shoemaker and drinking vodka out of a bottle, iwant a full refund and my son is here to confirm it"
Vlad.
Old 12-02-2003, 12:08 PM
  #7  
billybones
Burning Brakes
 
billybones's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Utica Michigan
Posts: 1,088
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Ihave been playing for like 32 years, I can honestly say I have no Idea what any of my picks actually say.. assume fender or such somehave skulls and stuff on them.. just cause I picked one up and looked... whack job...To much watching of that carnavale show on HBO.. Plus the next feedback was christiangirl or something like that. rock gutair is the devils playground...LOL
Old 12-02-2003, 12:14 PM
  #8  
Travis - sflraver
Site Sponsor
Lifetime Rennlist
Member
Thread Starter
 
Travis - sflraver's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: A great big building in the woods, FL.
Posts: 6,527
Likes: 0
Received 4 Likes on 3 Posts
Default

Originally posted by billybones
To much watching of that carnavale show on HBO..
Not a suiting replacement for OZ but I guess its better than nothing.
Old 12-02-2003, 12:21 PM
  #9  
billybones
Burning Brakes
 
billybones's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Utica Michigan
Posts: 1,088
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

OZ actually makes me drivethe speed limit... Scares the bejesus out of me.. IF you need a reason to obey the lawthat showdoes it...
Old 12-02-2003, 12:25 PM
  #10  
FRANKYDOOM
Advanced
 
FRANKYDOOM's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Posts: 83
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Dats some fegging chit - i was laughing so hard i burst in tears

Old 12-02-2003, 02:09 PM
  #11  
Red1
Addict
Rennlist Member

 
Red1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Houston, TX
Posts: 8,685
Likes: 0
Received 5 Likes on 2 Posts
Default

Maybe it's the same guy that tried to sell his guitar on ebay after taking that famous picture of it. What a whack job.

-- For those people who never saw it, a few months ago a guy took a photo of his guitar while naked. You could clearly see, ah, WAY too much detail on some of the chrome parts. Ebay ran the ad without catching the impromptu streaker.
Old 12-02-2003, 03:47 PM
  #12  
Techmonkey
Advanced
 
Techmonkey's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Idaho
Posts: 79
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

I know as soon as im done with any of my awsome solos I hold my pick into the air and read what it says. If it says "cream puff" I put it back on the neck. If it says anything else I call up I guy I bought it from on ebay and bitch at him for not holding up the pick to the light to make sure it said "cream puff".

Man I hate those cheap picks with "bad" words on them.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHa

What a fool.
Why would you subject your kid to something like that???
I think CPS has taken kids away for less.


Anyway keep the ebay faith and I hope no fools like that buy my crap.
Old 12-02-2003, 04:16 PM
  #13  
schnellfahrer
Addict
Rennlist Member

 
schnellfahrer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: right next to the right one
Posts: 2,486
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Default

My picks only say "Dunlop".
Old 12-02-2003, 04:37 PM
  #14  
Travis - sflraver
Site Sponsor
Lifetime Rennlist
Member
Thread Starter
 
Travis - sflraver's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: A great big building in the woods, FL.
Posts: 6,527
Likes: 0
Received 4 Likes on 3 Posts
Default

Get this, the guy just emails me and starts telling me if I do not remove my addition to that auction that he is going to get ebay to close my account. Here is an snipit from his email...

"all guitar players do not go around with filth running from their mouth's, (as on the picks and in our conversation this morning, I may add)."

He then goes on for a page and a half preaching about how I should change my ways and embrace God.

If this all were true I think I would have a much more marketable product then plain guitar picks... I could see it now...

"Play these picks backwards and they reveal a secret evil message..."
Old 12-02-2003, 04:47 PM
  #15  
SidViscous
Big thirst, Sore Thumbs
Rennlist Member
Napoleon

 
SidViscous's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Valhalla, capital of Gretchslyvania.
Posts: 52,900
Received 585 Likes on 375 Posts
Default

My favorite reply to.

"Do you know God our Savior"

is

"We've met, but we run in different circles, and quite honestly, other than cars we have nothing to talk about."

And of course the old standby to.

"Have you found Jesus?"

Is

"I didn't know he was missing. Where did you see him last?"


Quick Reply: OT: I love Ebay!!! What is wrong with people these days?



All times are GMT -3. The time now is 07:30 PM.