Amber Gramps

t's a swiss cheese plant. It is suppose to look like that. You've been in Texas just a little too long. Now you have to come over for steak and swiss cheese. Isn't that a sandwitch?

Amber Gramps

acording to the UPS tracking number the box is in Tulsa, OK.......oops

Amber Gramps

So my wife leaves right in the midle of a major construction project here at the house and is gone without her phone for an hour. She said she was going to get Panda Express (chineese food). I found her van parked half way between the Albertson's (grocery store) and the Panda Express. In the van is piles of groceries and I can see across the lot that she is just ordering her food at panda. A very evil idea pops into my head and I steal all of her groceries. I then park on the other side of the lot and watch her get in her van and drive home. she gets home and opens the back door to the van and goes running in the house to look for me. I'm down the street in my van talking to our 16 year old on the phone giving her a play by play. My wife is screaming "I got jacked I got jacked for $160.00." I pulled up and just couldn't hold a streight face. She just about killed me. Well worth it. I may get an invite into her bedroom for this one.

Ed Hughes

I think there's a great joke there, but I'll keep quiet.

Amber Gramps

Well.....




And Ed, we could use a great joke right about now.

Ed Hughes

It would be disrespectful to the sanctity of marriage. Yours, specifically. But, I got a good chuckle to myself.

Amber Gramps

You're killin' me Ed. Don't you think that after 18 years a joke is about all I have left in the bedroom....

let's venture into TMI teritory for a second...You know the car was in trade for the snip snip down below......well, she is about 10 days late...5:30 this morning I found he peeing into a cup. Test came up negative. Dodged the bullet. I can see it now, Elayne pregnant and taking the keys to the Carrera. I'd be sleeping in the shed.

Ed Hughes

OK, here goes:

"I got jacked I got jacked for $160.00." How do you know she wasn't yelling in elation after a visit to the local Gigolo?





.....may explain the mishap too!

Amber Gramps

When did you sneak that in, Ed????

No wunder we never got a report back.

Ed Hughes

A week ago?