Kalashnikov

Booked me a hotel. I am in Hilton Embassy Suites.

Kalashnikov

Back page of the flyer containing itinerary is ready! Courtesy of B3.

G911, can you please post this to the first post. Also, move both images to the top of that post so they are the first two things people see.

Thanks!

Flat6Music

Looks great! This will be a fun trip. My crystal ball says there will be booze-a-plenty and young (they're all young to me!) stripper wimmins in my future. Very nice!

5th line down "Hover Damn" should be "Hoover Dam." Hover be damned!

ZuffenZeus

Yea, I noticed that and left it as is... I was thinkin' Gonzo was using his sardonic sense of humor. But I told Kalash I would be happy to change any of the text including the "Hover Damn" line.

Cuda911

^^^ Hover Damn is correct. Where'd ya do yer learnins?

ZuffenZeus

^^I did try a "Hover" once and sure enough, I was "damned" from the beginning. ha!

Flat6Music

Learnins? Bookz iz 4 idjits an foolz dat doan no hau ta reed pikshurs. Butt, watevs. Ime goan too Vaygus too sea nekid wimmins! Hover damn two!

Bash Hat

Out of curiosity, what's the average Vegas RLister attendee age? I'll be 45 by June. Im thinking my best EDM concert days are behind me. Strip clubs on the other hand........

Flat6Music

Early 50's here, but I don't look a day over 65.

Kalashnikov

I will be bringing down the average age down a bit...

Flat6Music

Perfect! So now all i have to do is get hammered, point at the girl I think is too drunk to see straight, and send Kalash over to carry her back to me. It's good to have some youth on our team. I'm buying Kalash drinks and bringing a laser pointer.

eddielasvegas

Bad news all: I can make it so please add me to the list.



Eddie

Bash Hat

See, that's what I'm talking about. Strategic proactive planning!!

m3driver

Should someone start a gofundme account right now for bail monies?

Bash Hat

I'm hoarding all my dolla bills for other "activities".