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Old May 5, 2017 | 11:47 AM
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Hello fellow Canadian Rennlisters,

This post is directed to friends and admirers of NOBLEGT3 or whatever other username he may have used in the past (or, may have "allegedly" used in the past, as suggested by some overzealous lemming moderators on this board). Noble (a.k.a Jason, The "*******", The "Sh*t Disturber" and various other monikers) has been quite busy since his banning from Rennlist. In fact, this is Jason from this morning (he is not getting out of bed because it's raining):



Some other stuff Jason has been up to in case any of you are interested:



He did a HALO jump from 35,000 feet while in Tennessee. The highlight for him was that it was a tandem jump and he was mounted by an ex-Navy Seal.



While some of you were out driving 1000KM to save $10 on oil filters, he was doing a 1:30 lap at Mosport (in traffic). And he was driving an automatic. I know, not impressive because it wasn't manual.





He bought this gold 930, installed some custom seats and other parts and it is almost ready for the road. Not my cup of tea but I can respect the old machines. I prefer the latest model, PDK. I am a poseur, badge ***** I guess.



He competed and won bronze in the masters jujitsu. I think it was Vegas. He got all sweaty with his opponent, which was a bonus for him.



He wrapped his 991 turbo so it looks like an Oreo cookie.



He raced his bike at COTA. The main reason he did this was so that he could wear a full leather suit all day. He wore it later that night when he went to the local men's bar.



He has been hanging out with his 3 great dogs. He missed many of you.

I suspect I may be labeled a sycophant for posting this and if so, so be it.

p.s., a few of us are heading out to Tremblant at the end of the month for a track day at LCMT. If you are interested in joining us for the drive out there, let me know. Ciao.
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Old May 5, 2017 | 12:27 PM
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lol
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Old May 9, 2017 | 12:07 AM
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Old May 9, 2017 | 12:11 AM
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Yah baby

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Old May 9, 2017 | 12:25 AM
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Yah baby
Looking forward to seeing everyone at LCMT!
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Old May 9, 2017 | 02:48 AM
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Default So this is what the fuss was about

First I want to say that I am glad that the mods have made the right call here. Because its just not right otherwise. However, I agree, this thread is better suited in the OT. A Canadian OT section could prevent these situations in the future and make everyone happy, IMO. Why not try?

Now, Moab, yes you are a sick man. Its hilarious though. Thanks for making me laugh.
With all due respect to the Doc, Hi Bacura picture was my fav, even though that feud is long dead. The Hershey Trip reference, nice. Everyone here knows thats not why OUR group makes that trip every year, but ok.
In the fight pic he looks happy to be tossed around*. The leather suit comment was funny too. The two PDK references...not so much anymore.




*not a sexual reference
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Old May 9, 2017 | 10:15 AM
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This is awesome. When Jason let me into his Lair I dry humped his McLaren and I'm not ashamed to admit it. He'll probably kick my *** but meh I like cuddling too!

Bravo mods for giving life to this thread...but should be in our own OT section.

If only Jason had the ***** to run with us to Hershey... LoL
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Old May 9, 2017 | 10:58 AM
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Why don't you fellas just create a "OT-Canada" thread. Similar to the "pictures" thread and threads on some of the other boards.

The mods will be less likely to moderate it, and people who would rather read car related posts won't be complaining about the content.

Just a thought.
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Old May 9, 2017 | 12:51 PM
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You didn't show his new Ducati Panigale R!!
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Old May 10, 2017 | 03:14 PM
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You guys sound like a bunch of ***-lers aka Noble groupies
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Old May 10, 2017 | 07:57 PM
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Nobleholics, Noblemaniacs, Noblisms, Nobleists, Noblechondriacs, Noblers, Nobleistic, the list is endless
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Old May 11, 2017 | 01:28 PM
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Going out like a Boss

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Old May 11, 2017 | 01:41 PM
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lambo forum?
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Originally Posted by moab
lambo forum?
yes, lambo power
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Old May 11, 2017 | 08:26 PM
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https://goo.gl/images/sU99o3
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