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Old 08-19-2016, 03:04 AM
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Default Good price on a 991, but the ad is painful

http://www.autotrader.ca/a/Porsche/9...PO&orup=1_15_5

Do you want to be a cool guy ? Impress the ladies ? Impress your business associates and clients ?

This 2012 sexy white Porsche cabriolet with only 25,000km is the car for you. With a very rare 7 speed manual transmission and navigation system you will be shifting your way to that important meeting or hot date in no time. Add in a pumping stereo with cd changer, bluetooth aux and satellite radio you’l be fist pumping all the way there. Does all this sounds good ? Get off the couch, buy this rocket and start living today.
wtf?
Old 08-19-2016, 08:15 AM
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Sounds more like a hair club for men commercial done by the slap chop guy.
Old 08-19-2016, 08:24 AM
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Originally Posted by theiceman
Sounds more like a hair club for men commercial done by the slap chop guy.
"Are you watching me camera guy"?

If it were a PDK, he could just "set it and forget it".
Old 08-19-2016, 08:42 AM
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Haha...that car was $85k last week as a friend sent me the link. Too bad its a cab...
Old 08-19-2016, 09:13 AM
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Originally Posted by theiceman
Sounds more like a hair club for men commercial done by the slap chop guy.


Was that the same guy that did those shamwow ads?

The potential buyer can always go see Russel Oliver for a loan if needed....
Old 08-19-2016, 10:16 AM
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I think he pretty much nailed it. lol
Old 08-19-2016, 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted by CamsPorsche
Haha...that car was $85k last week as a friend sent me the link. Too bad its a cab...
If it was a coupe I'd have scooped it right away. Not a big fan on cab's
Old 08-19-2016, 01:40 PM
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Do you want to be a cool guy ? Impress the ladies ? Impress your business associates and clients ?
Yes. I will take it. LOL. Great ad.
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Originally Posted by Nate Tempest
...white... cabriolet...
Probably nailed his target market...
Old 08-19-2016, 02:30 PM
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Seems cheap. I've seen 2007 C4Ss at $65,000...
Old 08-19-2016, 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted by LastMezger
Seems cheap. I've seen 2007 C4Ss at $65,000...
+1
Maybe it's one of those front clip replacement jobbers.
Might have 2 Vins or something?
Old 08-20-2016, 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted by red996
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Maybe it's one of those front clip replacement jobbers.
Might have 2 Vins or something?
2 VINs LOL...haven't heard that one before!
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Originally Posted by LastMezger
2 VINs LOL...haven't heard that one before!
Twice the car for one low price
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Originally Posted by theiceman
Sounds more like a hair club for men commercial done by the slap chop guy.
Tommy Wu!
Old 08-23-2016, 02:23 PM
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Does not seem legit by a mile!


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