NITEALB

I am an Ontario Pharmacist, my business will be affected by new regulations reducing drug prices. I was wondering if any of you could help a health care professional out and donate some money to my cause. Its a very sad situation, without these drug rebates its unlikely i'll be able to afford the carrera gt i've been looking at for quite some time now. Please have a heart, help me now....

pongobaz

good one Niteal! I have a cheque drawn on my secured Nigerian line of credit for 1 million dollars. You can have it as long as you send me 10% in cash as a processing fee first. Deal?...

fc-racer

lol

Torontoworker

Now shut up and live with the GT3's Shoppers directors...



Pretty bad when you compare the above Indian oath with the 'values' of the capital management firms in control of Shoppers Drugmart right now.

Ronan

I have a Carrera GT with only 12,000Km, and will be happy to sell it to you for $75,000. As a gesture of good faith I just need a deposit, nothing large....say $300 or so. If you can bring it to the GTG next saturday I can have the car ready to transfer three days later as soon as my brother-in-law brings it back fro his drive to Sault St Marie.

My993C2

I am a victim of the world. I can only afford a '97 993, but my dream car is a GT3 RS. Will someone please do a straight up trade with me? Someone? Anyone?















PS: as much as I wished I could afford a GT3 RS, my 993 is better than most crap on the public roads. Do not take this post too serious.

StanThePorscheFan

C'mon you guys, its not nice to make fun of other people's misfortunes, real or not.

I will be willing to donate all the dog hair that falls off my dog over the next 6 months. Does that help?

theiceman

Okay 993 I will trade with you stright up .. I do not however have the newest 997 based version of the GT3RS, only the 996 Version

NITEALB

wow! i didn't think you guys could be so helpful???! as a reminder, pharmacist's provide an undervalued and underpaid service, a bit like lawyers, accountants, pfaff porsche....... please find it in your souls to help a brother out.

theiceman

... and with everyone in such a giving mood .. i am finding it extremelly difficult in these tough economic times to fund more parking spaces for my vehicles. If some rennlister who is financially much better off than me could just provide me with a grant so i could expand my current property I would be able to accept automobile gifts from impoverished pharmacists that they can no longer afford to change tires on . This would grealty improve my quality of life and give me the rich rewards i so truely deserve.
Donations can be made in brown paper backs or briefcases, which ever you prefer . You will have the great satisfaction of knowing how much you have improved my life .. All it will take is just a few dollars each for a huge amount of satisfaction .....

Zookie

Dont mean to hijack the thread, but i need some money to pay off my 407 Bill... I always get billed only on Tuesdays...

NITEALB

professional allowance fee's from the generic drug manufacturers pay my 407 bills......... please help.

wildcat077

I could donate my used oil for your Carrera GT... Low mileage Mobil 1 15w50,willing to let you have a minimum of at least 10 liters on the first weekend of April for the next few years !!!

Cheers
Phil

benz_addict

Really? I wonder why only on Tuesdays?

theiceman

hey .. who left the back door open and let the Benz boys in .. oh well , I guess anyone can donate to us needy Porsche owners