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The Stig

My car is loud too. My kids don't wake up when I leave the house but I sometimes just roll the car out of the garage and coast down the drive and fire it up.

I try not to let my wife carry my ***** in her purse, but it does happen on occasion, but not in relation to the car. So I won't go for the obvious "whipped" joke.

Rinty

Well, you have my sympathy, but: it's the weekend, the kids are finally tucked away, and your wife is looking forward to a few hours of being off duty.

Then, all of a sudden, the P-car springs to life in an enclosed space...

Zookie

fffffffttttshhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Sputter

Good thing you have kids already, it'd be hard to procreate with your nuts in her purse...



Of course i'm kidding,,,,or am I.

Shemmer

Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure kids are used to waking up and going to sleep. They'll be fine but your wife on the other hand needs a good straightening out. Did you expect this type of attitude when you got married? If so then best of luck to you cause it's your own fault but if not then I suggest you set wifey outside. It should be a cold long winter.
LOL

Shemmer

You should have stopped her right there and replied:
"If you're home when I come home there's going to be a whole lot of hurt"

Dwane

I still want to know...How old are the kids?

Steve Martin

EXACTLY!!!

Sputter

LOL the sympathy here is amazing.

Sultan

"somebody gonna get a hurt real bad"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVlX9Ve5Rv4

Dr Mitch

I think they are both under 2 years of age...

Tough crowd! I think you'd get more sympathy if you had an IMS failure or heck, even if a bird pooped on your newly cleaned windshield!!

Damn birds!

NITEALB

next time just **** her.

RFFG

hahaha

akw

That's some funny s@#t right there