talking car??
12-23-2009, 10:09 PM
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talking car??
If your car could talk, what would it say to you?
12-23-2009, 10:29 PM
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12-24-2009, 11:08 AM
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"stop driving like a *****"
12-24-2009, 11:15 AM
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"hello...anybody there? It's cold and dark in here. Why don't you ever drive me?"
12-24-2009, 11:16 AM
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12-24-2009, 11:25 AM
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Same thing my girlfriend says to me:
12-24-2009, 11:34 AM
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"Thanks for driving me like I was meant to be driven."
12-24-2009, 01:50 PM
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While we are on the theme of Girlfriend/Spouse, how about...
"Be gentle with me if you must, but I'm over 40, and if you're not man enough to take me to my limits, slide over into the passenger seat and let a real man grab a hold of me. By the way, you've driven me for the last 11 years, and I can remember only 5 times ever getting wet"
12-24-2009, 01:59 PM
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Hey, watch the body, idiot.
12-24-2009, 02:19 PM
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"You're spending WAY too much time with that girlfriend/wife of yours."
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12-24-2009, 10:06 PM
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12-25-2009, 11:58 AM
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"too close for missiles, switching to guns"
12-26-2009, 02:42 PM
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Great! You've pissed someone off again!
12-26-2009, 05:35 PM
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12-27-2009, 12:24 AM
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^^^^ that's some funny stuff right there ...
12-24-2009, 01:50 PM
