Dale Gribble

Apparently This happned at Commerce Gate in Markham, Ontario. I was debating whether or not to post this in the general forum but decided since it happened in canada, we'd prolly get a better kick out of this lunacy.

The convo is being told to my friend by his friend who works at the aformentioned location and witnessed the random ordeal. I don't care if it's true or not (someone wanna corroborate this), but its amusing as sin.

mikal ~ sick of waiting tables says:
this afternoon, around lunch, PLENTY of parking spots, a 45 yr old guy in a m3 was meeting a friend, female, for lunch or some ****, saw her car, signaled to park into it, and as he was a young guy, maybe 25 at max with this g/f races into the spot from the other side in a prosche c4

mikal ~ sick of waiting tables says:
the guy gets out and asks the kid to move, cuz its his spot, the young guy says "ur too slow old timer" from inside his car

Justin 害 - says:
lol mouthy ****s

mikal ~ sick of waiting tables says:
the old guy gets back in the m3 puts it in reverse, waits until theyre both out of the car, and rams it into the c4

mikal ~ sick of waiting tables says:
gets out, the kid is just shocked, the girl is freaking out, the old guy looks at the damage and says "not bad enough", gets back in his car, gives it some distance, and burns out reverse into the c4, both cars seem to be totaled

mikal ~ sick of waiting tables says:alarms going off, ppl freaking out

mikal ~ sick of waiting tables says:
m3 guy takes out his insurance card, his license, and puts it on the c4's roof and tells the kid to copy it down, and than says "ur not rich enough to be arrogant"

Justin 害 - says:
ahahahahahaha holy ****
Justin 害 - says:
that's awesome
Justin 害 - says:
that is by far the BEST thing ive heard in a while

mikal ~ sick of waiting tables says:
so the kid, upset with a brusied ego, calls his boys up and 4 younggn's show up with civics

Justin 害 - says:
"you're not rich enough to be arrogant"

mikal ~ sick of waiting tables says:
it gets better

Justin 害 - says:
oh god

mikal ~ sick of waiting tables says:
the guy made an interesting face and called his friends up
mikal ~ sick of waiting tables says:
while they were yelling at him, he sat in his shattered m3 and waited
mikal ~ sick of waiting tables says:
within 15 minutes, a hummer and a ferrari 575M show up.
mikal ~ sick of waiting tables says:6 big guys come out, all about 300 lbs

Justin 害 - says:
ahahaha

mikal ~ sick of waiting tables says:
the kid is freeaking out, calls the cops

Justin 害 - says:
this is why i dont **** around
YOU NEVER KNOW, WHO SOMEBODY KNOWS

mikal ~ sick of waiting tables says:
its pretty quiet, everyones talkin within their own group about wat happened and wat to do

mikal ~ sick of waiting tables says:
cops show up, hear out the kid, hear out the guy, the guy shows them some id

mikal ~ sick of waiting tables says:
the cops go back to their car, make some calls, write a report, d after like an hour, cops are so slow

mikal ~ sick of waiting tables says:
tell them both "its private property, fault is 50/50, solve it urselfs"

Justin 害 - says:
AHAHA
civil court

mikal ~ sick of waiting tables says:
the old guy calls 2 of those cool looking tow trucks, and tells them, refering to his m3 "throw this peice of **** in the lake, and take his wherever he wants it, send me the billl"

Justin 害 - says:
WOW.... I love blatant displays of wealth

mikal ~ sick of waiting tables says:
than tells the kid "listen, thats my winter beater, i can buy another one anytime, that ferrari, thats my summer car, and costs triple ur porsche. next time dont be so quick to jump the gun"

mikal ~ sick of waiting tables says:
gets in the ferrari and drives off

Bill 86.5 928s

Holy ****e.........What a story....thanks for sharing..........Bill

The DareDevil

Sounds a little over the top but I like it!

Imo000

It’s an entertaining story but the 50/50 fault would not work. The police was right, it’s private property and they want nothing to do with it. They can write it up an incident report and that’s about it. The owner of the C4 was not in the car when the collision happened and therefore the fault will be all on the M3 owner. Regardless off how much money he has I think the M3 owner is a little too confident. He could easily be slapped with a wilful destruction of property change and I’m sure that would nock him down to reality.

YYC930

LOL.......funny as hell !!

Sharp

Thats just Crazy!

coolestkidever

Thats friggin great.

ps the 550/575 is my favorite car. I like his style.

imcarthur

Yeah. I can relate.

I drive all over the SE US for my job. Remember Bruce Cockburn's "I Wish I Had a Rocket Launcher" ? That would be a MUCH better option in a Hertz POS then AlwaysLost.

Ian

Dale Gribble

Good point, although i'll bet that if he was that cocky/loaded..he could prolly buy the guy a new c4 with the change he drops under the couch .

Btw....next time ur in toronto, swing by my shop..i have to see ur car man. 12.8 seconds and supercharged...niiiice