Wow. A classic case of running out of talent...
06-12-2013, 03:11 PM
#46
dentist jokes !!
An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a 944 for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the driver his name.
'Frank,' he replies.
'Frank what?' the officer asks.
'Just Frank,' the man responds.
The officer is in a good mood, thinks he might just give the driver a break, and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name.
The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it.
The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. 'Tell me, Frank, how did you lose your last name?'
The driver replies, "It's a long story, so stay with me. I was born Frank Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Frank Johnson, MD.
After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through School, got my degree, so then I was Frank Johnson, MD, DDS.Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Frank Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.
Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Frank Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Frank Johnson with VD. Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am Just Frank."
The officer walked away in tears, laughing.
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An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a 944 for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the driver his name.
'Frank,' he replies.
'Frank what?' the officer asks.
'Just Frank,' the man responds.
The officer is in a good mood, thinks he might just give the driver a break, and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name.
The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it.
The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. 'Tell me, Frank, how did you lose your last name?'
The driver replies, "It's a long story, so stay with me. I was born Frank Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Frank Johnson, MD.
After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through School, got my degree, so then I was Frank Johnson, MD, DDS.Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Frank Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.
Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Frank Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Frank Johnson with VD. Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am Just Frank."
The officer walked away in tears, laughing.
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