Racing Excuse Generator
05-23-2012, 04:21 PM
#20
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"He must really be cheating big, cause I'm cheating, and he's kicking my ***!"
(I actually used that in front of a steward once, just to see if he was paying attention
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(I actually used that in front of a steward once, just to see if he was paying attention
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05-23-2012, 05:30 PM
#21
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Mike in Chi - You win.. That rocks! 
"He must really be cheating big, cause I'm cheating, and he's kicking my ***!"
And what DID the steward say??
"He must really be cheating big, cause I'm cheating, and he's kicking my ***!"
And what DID the steward say??
05-23-2012, 05:55 PM
#23
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It was pretty funny -- timing was wonderful. After I said it... Beat... Beat... Beat... Then it sank in. His head snaped around. I went from a straight face to a big sh*t-eating, gotchya grin. I think his one-word response was "*******", or something endearing like that
05-23-2012, 08:26 PM
#25
Burning Brakes
