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Old 05-22-2012, 09:09 PM
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Old 05-22-2012, 09:25 PM
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funny stuff, can't we mash them all into one universal excuse?
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Old 05-22-2012, 10:45 PM
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Old 05-22-2012, 10:49 PM
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Old 05-22-2012, 11:13 PM
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funny stuff, can't we mash them all into one universal excuse?
Yes; I WAS SEVENTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111
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Old 05-23-2012, 12:40 AM
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Not nearly enough I'd burn through those in one weekend...
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Old 05-23-2012, 12:46 AM
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Missing from the list: "I suck"
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Old 05-23-2012, 01:58 AM
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Originally Posted by dan212
Missing from the list: "I suck"
that's not really much of an "excuse" now is it?
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Very nice.

My new, novel excuse from last night: I blew the head gasket on my air compressor.

No, really.

I guess it's time to learn how to change it...
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Dan beat me to "I SUCK"
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Jock itch.... Lol
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I ran out of talent.
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I ran out of talent.
LOL that's the one I use the most often
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My mechanic did not get it set up right.
I got car sick.
Everyone else is illegal/cheating
Bad gas,me and the car
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