Gloves Off in Austin?
#16
Will say that Austin, Texas is not rolling in quality poontaang over the 25-year-old mark. 90% of the hotties on the streets are college-aged gals. Austin actually has a very small Junior Acheiver group of single professional girls for a city it's size. Compare that to San Francisco where there are women all over the damn place
+1 The hotter they look, the wierder it gets.
#17
As for the rest of you...are you actually debating about which city has more pretty girls? With a certifiably insane poof who calls herself "Bullitt"?
Come on.
#18
SF is very beautiful, but let's just say that the women are very "earthy" and I couldn't sell enough razors in that town to make a dent
#19
My observation was that Indiana gals are sturdy hombre!
Not that it was my preference. They're typically built low-the-ground, with baby boobies, and not much hip definition sort or like a 12-year-old boy or... Danica Patrick.
Very friendly however. You gots to get down to the Slippery Noodle sometime.
Very friendly however. You gots to get down to the Slippery Noodle sometime.
#20
Ouch... that's a freaking shot Redneck!
#21
Since this thread is completely derailed anyway, I think that it is quite funny how anyone from Texas can't stand any criticism what so ever. I thought that you guys were tough?
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Larry Herman
2016 Ford Transit Connect Titanium LWB
2018 Tesla Model 3 - Electricity can be fun!
Retired Club Racer & National PCA Instructor
Past Flames:
1994 RS America Club Racer
2004 GT3 Track Car
1984 911 Carrera Club Racer
1974 914/4 2.0 Track Car
CLICK HERE to see some of my ancient racing videos.
#22
Geez... what's up with Gramps getting all riled up compadre?
Yes.... because it's fun. Never been to Austin, but I will be there for the F1 race as will the whole family (wife was raised in Houston Texas).
SF is very beautiful, but let's just say that the women are very "earthy" and I couldn't sell enough razors in that town to make a dent
SF is very beautiful, but let's just say that the women are very "earthy" and I couldn't sell enough razors in that town to make a dent
#23
Texas has lost so much of it's "Texasness" over the last 20 years amigo!
It's a crying shame.
#24
how the hell did it go from controversy over racetrack funding to debating whether they have enough MILFs or not????
#25
#27
I am not so sure what the poon and MILFs have to do with racing. But if .....
But if that is what you are going the race for, heck man, to ensure you win your class while there, it is quite simple and clear what you should do.
Just ask one, or two, or more, of those super single professional San Francisco gals that are so hot to come along with you for the race in Texas. I mean just to show everybody what super hot really is right! How could they resist. Get her a few tan rays, BBQ, party on 6th streeet, see a F1 race. She, or all of them, might even be on TV next week. Dancing with the Stars. Racing with the Stars..................
For those that might not know, it is probably about an even split on locals in Austin being from California anyway. An absolute lot of Californians, ex Californians, what ever they call themselves now, live in and around Austin. Some of them are from San Francisco. The hottest ones of course, according to this. You wil be able to recognize them that way.
Be damn sure to establish that California point first when you meet them down here. You wouldn't want one of these big cowboys to get confused now would you.
Seriously I bet the race is fun. The race folks, cuties, MILFs, strippers, from where ever, even Texas, or California, or Canada, or Australia will be fun too. A race with the fastest cars and the most talented drivers on Earth might even break out. Yeah I like babes too BTW. Just everything at the right time.
Now to get it done.
But if that is what you are going the race for, heck man, to ensure you win your class while there, it is quite simple and clear what you should do.
Just ask one, or two, or more, of those super single professional San Francisco gals that are so hot to come along with you for the race in Texas. I mean just to show everybody what super hot really is right! How could they resist. Get her a few tan rays, BBQ, party on 6th streeet, see a F1 race. She, or all of them, might even be on TV next week. Dancing with the Stars. Racing with the Stars..................
For those that might not know, it is probably about an even split on locals in Austin being from California anyway. An absolute lot of Californians, ex Californians, what ever they call themselves now, live in and around Austin. Some of them are from San Francisco. The hottest ones of course, according to this. You wil be able to recognize them that way.
Be damn sure to establish that California point first when you meet them down here. You wouldn't want one of these big cowboys to get confused now would you.
Seriously I bet the race is fun. The race folks, cuties, MILFs, strippers, from where ever, even Texas, or California, or Canada, or Australia will be fun too. A race with the fastest cars and the most talented drivers on Earth might even break out. Yeah I like babes too BTW. Just everything at the right time.
Now to get it done.
#29
The last time my wife and I in San Francisco. We go downtown for dim sum lunch before we leave up to the wine country, then a tour around the State for 10 days. We pull up, on the Harley, door guys treat us great. Park right here.
Go in. Great dim sum. Some babes across from us. We talk to them a bit. Professional and all.
Wifey get up and goes potty. The girls ask me " Is your wife gay?" Hmmm, "I dont think so." Bad thoughts . Then they ask me " Are you gay?" I bust out laughing. They say " You must be from Texas." Sure enough honey. More bad thoughts .........
Now if I can find them again and invite them to a race !
Go in. Great dim sum. Some babes across from us. We talk to them a bit. Professional and all.
Wifey get up and goes potty. The girls ask me " Is your wife gay?" Hmmm, "I dont think so." Bad thoughts . Then they ask me " Are you gay?" I bust out laughing. They say " You must be from Texas." Sure enough honey. More bad thoughts .........
Now if I can find them again and invite them to a race !
#30