Rebound Adjustment
#47
Jesus Quintana: Hey! What's this 'day of rest' ****? What's this bull****? I don't ****ing care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not fooling me. You might fool the ****s in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This is bush league psych-out stuff. Laughable, man. Ha ha! I would've ****ed you in the *** Saturday. I'll **** you in the *** next Wednesday instead. Whoo! You got a date Wednesday, baby.
Walter Sobchak: He's cracking.
Jesus Quintana: Are you ready to be ****ed, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna **** you up.
The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pandejo. You pull any of your crazy **** with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your *** and pull the ****ing trigger 'til it goes "click" .
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody ****s with The Jesus.
Walter Sobchak: He's cracking.
Jesus Quintana: Are you ready to be ****ed, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna **** you up.
The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pandejo. You pull any of your crazy **** with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your *** and pull the ****ing trigger 'til it goes "click" .
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody ****s with The Jesus.
#48
Jesus Quintana: Hey! What's this 'day of rest' ****? What's this bull****? I don't ****ing care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not fooling me. You might fool the ****s in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This is bush league psych-out stuff. Laughable, man. Ha ha! I would've ****ed you in the *** Saturday. I'll **** you in the *** next Wednesday instead. Whoo! You got a date Wednesday, baby.
Walter Sobchak: He's cracking.
Jesus Quintana: Are you ready to be ****ed, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna **** you up.
The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pandejo. You pull any of your crazy **** with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your *** and pull the ****ing trigger 'til it goes "click" .
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody ****s with The Jesus.
Walter Sobchak: He's cracking.
Jesus Quintana: Are you ready to be ****ed, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna **** you up.
The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pandejo. You pull any of your crazy **** with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your *** and pull the ****ing trigger 'til it goes "click" .
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody ****s with The Jesus.
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Jason