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Old 10-11-2007, 09:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Veloce Raptor
"I drive a Viper. Why do I have to point anybody by?"
And the old variation, "I saw him, but my instructor didn't tell me to point him by".
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Old 10-11-2007, 09:08 PM
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[QUOTE=Manny Alban;

My favorites are the "I've driven a 996 and like it...should I sell my 993?" posted in the 993 forum, followed by the "I just drove a 993, now I know why I love my 996" posted in the 996 forum Of course, we've got the "I was driving my 924 and the 911 driver didn't flash his light back at me".[/QUOTE]



Yes, definitely.
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Old 10-11-2007, 09:19 PM
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Avatar with a 180mph speedometer indicated on a public road followed by: "My friend has a vette and has bet he can beat my turbo............."
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Old 10-11-2007, 09:30 PM
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Autocrossers are better drivers than DE guys
DE guys do not come to autocrosses NOT because of the time factor but because they are afraid of getting their clock cleaned by an autocrosser.
I don't do autocrosses because I only get 3 runs of 1 minute each for my entry fee and all day at the track.
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Old 10-11-2007, 10:27 PM
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how bout clintons and ummm clintons... sorry
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Old 10-11-2007, 11:08 PM
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Can I race on a plugged tire?
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Old 10-11-2007, 11:14 PM
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Which is better? Grand Am, World Challenge, or ALMS?
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Old 10-11-2007, 11:21 PM
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How do I maximize my G-sum?
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Old 10-11-2007, 11:22 PM
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Is that Dave's real hair?
I just raced a XXX and pulled on him.
What's your fastest 0-100 time?
Are HP reading from cigarette lighter meters accurate?
Can I get 500 HP cheaply?
My friend's brother's sister in law's cousin's next door neighbors dad said 996 suck, what say you?

Oh, an the ultimate..........the open letter!!!
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Old 10-11-2007, 11:28 PM
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Do I really need to get my leaky RMS repaired? Is it under warranty?
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Old 10-11-2007, 11:33 PM
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^^^^^sent you PM.
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Old 10-12-2007, 12:53 AM
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How about the infamous link to an eBay listing from some dimwit selling a car that doesn't fit the description; followed by the very orginal: no affiliation...
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Old 10-12-2007, 07:44 AM
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Originally Posted by 930man
how bout clintons and ummm clintons... sorry

I was having a good day until you had to remind me of ^^^

PS. When are you comming back up to the lake w/ that RS??
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Old 10-12-2007, 08:17 AM
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two weeks will be there! was coming this weekend but decided to run the synergy event
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will adding exhaust void my warranty??????????

just flashed my ecu... dealer said they wont cover motor problems... but will they cover my brake pads???
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