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Old 12-18-2005, 10:36 AM
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Maybe he had his hands on the wrong shift ****......

Guess I am not driving hard enough because I have never had this experience.....
Old 12-18-2005, 11:35 AM
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rjay,
Too young? Ah, no! Actually, probably getting too old for this. But to drive the tracks you have to possess the "youthful" abilities and reactions coupled with the more mature attitudes necessary to be successful, quick and most importantly, safe.
Old 12-18-2005, 12:12 PM
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Some folks hands are too busy on the wheel and some too busy on the ****
Old 12-18-2005, 09:49 PM
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Try velcro on the bottom of the Kleenex box !!!!!
Old 12-19-2005, 12:52 PM
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Hmmm... I don't know about orgasms on the track, but I am so slow I get blown away all the time!
Old 12-19-2005, 01:22 PM
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So as an instructor, when my student has an orgasm does that make me a prostitute?
Old 12-19-2005, 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted by mitch236
So as an instructor, when my student has an orgasm does that make me a prostitute?

More like the pimp....

After 4 kids and 11 years of marriage I have to agree that 4 or 5 "in the zones" per day is about as good as I remember the other....
Old 12-19-2005, 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted by mitch236
So as an instructor, when my student has an orgasm does that make me a prostitute?
More like a *****. After all, you're doing it for free with everyone out there.
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Old 12-19-2005, 09:14 PM
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How about mounting a paper towel holder?
A HADS device would be a good saftey mod !
Old 12-20-2005, 02:27 AM
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So, like did I ruin my chances w/ all the women on this board? Ladies, y'all know I was kidding, right? Like, I wouldn't go out w/o a velcro paper towel kleenex holder ya know. That would be disgusting...
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No premature apexing for me...at least not yet.
Old 12-20-2005, 08:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Larry Herman
More like a *****. After all, you're doing it for free with everyone out there.
That would be a ****. A ***** gets paid.

I think have been close to release in the track car a time or two but it was not the fun kind. Does this mean its is time for an upgrade?



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