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Old 07-25-2008, 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by sbelles
If you believe yourself to be a turtle and are not currently on the roster http://hwfmr.com/roster.htm please reply in this thread. At some point in the future I will send the list for review by the committee which may or may not exist.
I'm a certified turtle and should be on the list.
Heck, I even have the bumper sticker to prove it.
Old 07-25-2008, 03:29 PM
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Response number 47. I hate to rush into these things...


Would've been here sooner, but I was wrapping up the electrical cord in the garage. The electrical tape is where I cut it mowing the lawn. I have a gas mower.
Old 07-25-2008, 08:36 PM
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Originally Posted by TedA
I have the LeMans sponsor poster on my office wall but never made the official list.

What does it take to make it official. Slow car, slow driver........I am my biggest fan.
Anyone?? Help a bro out.........I need in.......
Old 07-25-2008, 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted by TedA
Anyone?? Help a bro out.........I need in.......
Can you write a haiku about your ineptitude on the track?

Groveling usually helps.

Please tell us about your droving skills (ahem--lack thereof) on the the track, and why they illustrate your ability to ascend to such a group of low-lives such as the HWFMR team.

Or post girlie pics. That can work wonders, too.
Old 07-25-2008, 10:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Food Angel
Can you write a haiku about your ineptitude on the track?

Groveling usually helps.

Please tell us about your droving skills (ahem--lack thereof) on the the track, and why they illustrate your ability to ascend to such a group of low-lives such as the HWFMR team.

Or post girlie pics. That can work wonders, too.
All of those could help but I believe beer is still the surest way to influence the selection committee.

AS for Ted's qualifications: while I do remember him passing me on a couple of occasions, that is certainly no indication of absolute speed.
Old 07-25-2008, 10:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Food Angel

Or post girlie pics. That can work wonders, too.
Particularly if you are the girlie...
Old 07-25-2008, 11:14 PM
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Originally Posted by mglobe
Particularly if you are the girlie...
truth
Old 07-25-2008, 11:17 PM
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Originally Posted by sbelles
All of those could help but I believe beer is still the surest way to influence the selection committee.
Yawn.... Did somebody say something?
Old 07-25-2008, 11:59 PM
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Originally Posted by deep_uv
Yawn.... Did somebody say something?
Yeah, VR farted.
Old 07-26-2008, 12:26 AM
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Originally Posted by TR6
Yeah, VR farted.
Dammit VR that's MY line.
Old 07-26-2008, 12:47 AM
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Originally Posted by RJT
Ya know... There are people on that Roster that are no longer on Rennlist....

Quite a few of the very early one's in fact.


Where is Princeton anyway? And don't answer New Jersey.....
I find it inconceivable that a turtle could be sanctioned for inaction so any currently listed turtles will stay unless they, or others ,can make a good case for de-listing.

As for those who have repeatedly demonstrated unturtle-like behaver (you know who you are), I will leave it to the committee to determine what actions should be taken.
Old 07-26-2008, 12:53 AM
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Originally Posted by sbelles
As for those who have repeatedly demonstrated unturtle-like behaver (you know who you are), I will leave it to the committee to determine what actions should be taken.
That is, the committee that may or may not exist....
Old 07-26-2008, 12:58 AM
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Originally Posted by deep_uv
Yawn.... Did somebody say something?
Sorry, I was thirsty. Fixed that. Bring on the pics!

And for the record Ted: Videos of others going for field trips in your car do not count bu if you can keep it on the track without brakes then you are probably going slow enough.

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Old 07-26-2008, 01:15 AM
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Originally Posted by TR6
That is, the committee that may or may not exist....
Yes, obviously any official actions, or inactions, by the CWMOMNE that have been alluded to are strictly hypothetical but I'm much better at following rules when there aren't any.
Old 07-26-2008, 10:05 AM
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Originally Posted by mglobe
Particularly if you are the girlie...

Damn I almost missed my que.......proving just how slow I am!

I drive a fat assed 928, I define slow in the eyes of "real" Porsche owners

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