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Old 07-23-2008, 01:27 AM
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I know I'm going to regret this but as I understand it the team charter is to facilitate a social network (i.e. support group) where fellow turtles can commiserate in their collective slowness. A number of new team members have been granted membership in recent months either by demonstrating utter ineptitude at driving fast cars fast or by bringing other skills / attributes that add value to the team. In due time the roster should probably be updated. Since Doc Pain seems unlikely to complete his assigned task; as a token of appreciation for my nifty HWFM sticker, I'm volunteering to compile an updated list.

If you believe yourself to be a turtle and are not currently on the roster http://hwfmr.com/roster.htm please reply in this thread. At some point in the future I will send the list for review by the committee which may or may not exist.
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Originally Posted by sbelles
I know I'm going to regret this but as I understand it the team charter is to facilitate a social network (i.e. support group) where fellow turtles can commiserate in their collective slowness. A number of new team members have been granted membership in recent months either by demonstrating utter ineptitude at driving fast cars fast or by bringing other skills / attributes that add value to the team. In due time the roster should probably be updated. Since Doc Pain seems unlikely to complete his assigned task; as a token of appreciation for my nifty HWFM sticker, I'm volunteering to compile an updated list.

If you believe yourself to be a turtle and are not currently on the roster http://hwfmr.com/roster.htm please reply in this thread. At some point in the future I will send the list for review by the committee which may or may not exist.
A most noble undertaking Scott.

Perhaps the good Dentist will learn from this...
Old 07-23-2008, 06:52 AM
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Really..............is this correct???

108. ceboyd - Short **** Kit Specialist/Driver
Old 07-23-2008, 08:15 AM
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Originally Posted by sbelles
I know I'm going to regret this but as I understand it the team charter is to facilitate a social network (i.e. support group) where fellow turtles can commiserate in their collective slowness. A number of new team members have been granted membership in recent months either by demonstrating utter ineptitude at driving fast cars fast or by bringing other skills / attributes that add value to the team. In due time the roster should probably be updated. Since Doc Pain seems unlikely to complete his assigned task; as a token of appreciation for my nifty HWFM sticker, I'm volunteering to compile an updated list.

If you believe yourself to be a turtle and are not currently on the roster http://hwfmr.com/roster.htm please reply in this thread. At some point in the future I will send the list for review by the committee which may or may not exist.
What a complete *** kissser.

Good start, so far you fit right in.
Old 07-23-2008, 09:30 AM
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Scott, so what did you do wrong that causes you to do such grovelling and *** kissing????

BT, what Dentist??????
Old 07-23-2008, 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted by looney2n
Really..............is this correct???

108. ceboyd - Short **** Kit Specialist/Driver
Yes
Old 07-23-2008, 09:54 AM
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Originally Posted by mglobe
What a complete *** kissser.

Good start, so far you fit right in.
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Scott, so what did you do wrong that causes you to do such grovelling and *** kissing????

BT, what Dentist??????
Don't listen to these smart *** trouble makers, Scott.

The roster hasn't been updated in years.

The team's Le Mans posters are now out of storage. I think one may be able to find its way to you in gratitude for your selfless service.
Old 07-23-2008, 09:55 AM
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I should be on that list.

I think my title is in my signature...
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Me too.
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I should have been on that list over a year ago, but I never worried about it -- it would be cruel and unusual punishment to think that the BT should have to rush over and update the roster! Shame on all of you!

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Old 07-23-2008, 12:04 PM
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Glad to see someone stepped in er I mean up to do this job.

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Originally Posted by Mike in Chi
Don't listen to these smart *** trouble makers, Scott.

..........................
Thank you so much for including the word "smart".
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Originally Posted by Bonster
I should have been on that list over a year ago...............
ROOKIE!
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