Bonnie and John in 40 years
07-01-2008, 11:36 PM
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Bonnie and John in 40 years
Bonnie and John were celebrating their 40th wedding
Anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
She said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being
Loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."
Bonnie answered, "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my
Darling husband, John."
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen
Mary II appeared in her hands.
John thought for a moment: "Well, this is all very romantic, but
An opportunity like this will never come again.
I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than
me."
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...John instantly became 102
Years old.
The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember
Fairies are female.....
Anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
She said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being
Loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."
Bonnie answered, "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my
Darling husband, John."
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen
Mary II appeared in her hands.
John thought for a moment: "Well, this is all very romantic, but
An opportunity like this will never come again.
I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than
me."
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...John instantly became 102
Years old.
The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember
Fairies are female.....
07-01-2008, 11:45 PM
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07-02-2008, 12:16 AM
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07-02-2008, 08:38 AM
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t has only been twice, for those keeping score, and one was after we both sobered up and said "WTF were we thinking"?
07-02-2008, 09:49 AM
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07-02-2008, 10:29 AM
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And I stand corrected.
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This might help some you guys (this means you Bull) who are challenged in communications with women. And by the way, I made the mistake of taking #4 as permission when I told her I wanted to buy my 911. Which brought me back to #3 everytime I ask her what is bothering her. Or even worse, leads to #6. Now all I get when we talk about the car is #8...
How to decode key words which women say:
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. The argument is over and you just lost.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. 'Nothing' means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying **** YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
How to decode key words which women say:
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. The argument is over and you just lost.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. 'Nothing' means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying **** YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
07-02-2008, 07:20 PM
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My communications with women are very clear....sometimes short, but very clear. Just ask my wife...she will tell you that she has no need for long sentences...short and clear!
07-05-2008, 11:36 AM
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Just to correct one minor thing . . . I will not be "way older than 72 in 40 years." I will be 78, thank you very much. 
