Italian business school (for Paolo)
06-04-2008, 03:59 PM
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***Yeah, but only to the airports. I suspect I'll hear more of the lingo when we have to stop off somewhere in TX when I move out to Florida later this month. I gotta say, sugar booger takes the cake! It's the first time an oxymoron almost sounded, dare I say, cute. Lol! Remember Flo on Mel's Diner? I can hear her saying sugar booger for sure, while she smacks that gum of hers. ROFL.
06-04-2008, 04:00 PM
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06-04-2008, 05:06 PM
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06-04-2008, 06:38 PM
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I don't remember what state I heard this about, but I've always liked, "<insert state here> . . . where the men are men and so are the women!" Lol.
06-04-2008, 06:45 PM
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Luigi (father):'I want you to marry a girl of my choice.'
Son: 'I will choose my own bride!!!'
Luigi: 'But the girl is Bill Gates' daughter..'
Son: 'Well, in that case... ok'
Next Luigi approaches Bill Gates.
Luigi: 'I have a husband for your daughter...'
Bill Gates: 'But my daughter is too young to marry!!!!!'
Luigi: 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank'
Bill Gates: 'Ah, in that case...ok'
Finally Luigi goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Luigi: 'I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.'
President: 'But I already have more vice presidents than I need!'
Luigi: 'But this young man is Bill Gates' son-in-law.'
President: 'Ah, in that case...ok'
And that, my friends, is how Italians do business
Son: 'I will choose my own bride!!!'
Luigi: 'But the girl is Bill Gates' daughter..'
Son: 'Well, in that case... ok'
Next Luigi approaches Bill Gates.
Luigi: 'I have a husband for your daughter...'
Bill Gates: 'But my daughter is too young to marry!!!!!'
Luigi: 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank'
Bill Gates: 'Ah, in that case...ok'
Finally Luigi goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Luigi: 'I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.'
President: 'But I already have more vice presidents than I need!'
Luigi: 'But this young man is Bill Gates' son-in-law.'
President: 'Ah, in that case...ok'
And that, my friends, is how Italians do business
It works all the time......
how do you think I got thru my DE promotions?........My driving skills?
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06-04-2008, 07:32 PM
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06-04-2008, 07:36 PM
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06-04-2008, 08:40 PM
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[QUOTE=mglobe;5477901]I'm going to see Jake tonight. I'll tell him you really want Mr. Third Person as a student again. 
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OH GOD! If I have to ride with the "narrator" again, I'm definately puking!
"Bill is in the car. Bill is driving down pit lane. Bill is hitting the apex."
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OH GOD! If I have to ride with the "narrator" again, I'm definately puking!
"Bill is in the car. Bill is driving down pit lane. Bill is hitting the apex."
(name changed to protect the innocent)
06-04-2008, 09:03 PM
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06-04-2008, 09:09 PM
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That third person student story is hillarious! I once had a schitzophrenic student in a brand new Z06. No kidding! His doctor called me later in the week to ask me how he did. Let's just say, he won't be returning to the track. It's just not for everybody. Man! That was scary! Lol. Sweet guy, but damn scary.
06-04-2008, 09:36 PM
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06-04-2008, 09:45 PM
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That IS a funny story, Mike (and Bill). I've had some weird students, but I think this one about tops them all. 