Italian business school (for Paolo)
06-03-2008, 09:47 AM
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Italian business school (for Paolo)
Luigi (father):'I want you to marry a girl of my choice.'
Son: 'I will choose my own bride!!!'
Luigi: 'But the girl is Bill Gates' daughter..'
Son: 'Well, in that case... ok'
Next Luigi approaches Bill Gates.
Luigi: 'I have a husband for your daughter...'
Bill Gates: 'But my daughter is too young to marry!!!!!'
Luigi: 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank'
Bill Gates: 'Ah, in that case...ok'
Finally Luigi goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Luigi: 'I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.'
President: 'But I already have more vice presidents than I need!'
Luigi: 'But this young man is Bill Gates' son-in-law.'
President: 'Ah, in that case...ok'
And that, my friends, is how Italians do business
Son: 'I will choose my own bride!!!'
Luigi: 'But the girl is Bill Gates' daughter..'
Son: 'Well, in that case... ok'
Next Luigi approaches Bill Gates.
Luigi: 'I have a husband for your daughter...'
Bill Gates: 'But my daughter is too young to marry!!!!!'
Luigi: 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank'
Bill Gates: 'Ah, in that case...ok'
Finally Luigi goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Luigi: 'I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.'
President: 'But I already have more vice presidents than I need!'
Luigi: 'But this young man is Bill Gates' son-in-law.'
President: 'Ah, in that case...ok'
And that, my friends, is how Italians do business
06-03-2008, 12:21 PM
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GR: I have mad droving skilz
VR: Why do you wreck everything you touch
GR: You F@#*ing homo this is my year
VR: Prove it you orange haired gerbil raper
GR: @%#$*&^()@^#@&@(^!*(#
John: Banned
VR: Owned
And that, my friends, is how rennlisters do business
VR: Why do you wreck everything you touch
GR: You F@#*ing homo this is my year
VR: Prove it you orange haired gerbil raper
GR: @%#$*&^()@^#@&@(^!*(#
John: Banned
VR: Owned
And that, my friends, is how rennlisters do business
06-03-2008, 01:14 PM
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Globe: I'm slow.
FA: I'm way slower than you.
Bonster: The passing flag has my name printed on it.
Captn.: I'm so slow I have not used my brakes in five years!
Boston: I'm so slow they put me in a cage on Rennlist.
Bull: Ban ye to the cage!
JD: Does the secret committee really exist???
Bull: I might get back to you on that.
That's how HWFMR rolls (but very slowly).
FA: I'm way slower than you.
Bonster: The passing flag has my name printed on it.
Captn.: I'm so slow I have not used my brakes in five years!
Boston: I'm so slow they put me in a cage on Rennlist.
Bull: Ban ye to the cage!
JD: Does the secret committee really exist???
Bull: I might get back to you on that.
That's how HWFMR rolls (but very slowly).
06-03-2008, 06:19 PM
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Instructor: You know, I think we're carrying too much speed for this corner
Student: No, I'm ok
Instructor: No, No, I'm sure we're not going to make this corner
Student: No, my friend told me to take this line
Instructor: BRAKE! BRAKE!
<<<<crashing noise>>>>>
Student: Dude, why'd you let me F*&K up my car like that?
That's how DE's roll.
Student: No, I'm ok
Instructor: No, No, I'm sure we're not going to make this corner
Student: No, my friend told me to take this line
Instructor: BRAKE! BRAKE!
<<<<crashing noise>>>>>
Student: Dude, why'd you let me F*&K up my car like that?
That's how DE's roll.
06-03-2008, 09:01 PM
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06-03-2008, 09:33 PM
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Instructor: You know, I think we're carrying too much speed for this corner
Student: No, I'm ok
Instructor: No, No, I'm sure we're not going to make this corner
Student: No, my friend told me to take this line
Instructor: BRAKE! BRAKE!
<<<<crashing noise>>>>>
Student: Dude, why'd you let me F*&K up my car like that?
That's how DE's roll.
Student: No, I'm ok
Instructor: No, No, I'm sure we're not going to make this corner
Student: No, my friend told me to take this line
Instructor: BRAKE! BRAKE!
<<<<crashing noise>>>>>
Student: Dude, why'd you let me F*&K up my car like that?
That's how DE's roll.
06-03-2008, 09:48 PM
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Instructor: You know, I think we're carrying too much speed for this corner
Student: No, I'm ok
Instructor: No, No, I'm sure we're not going to make this corner
Student: No, my friend told me to take this line
Instructor: BRAKE! BRAKE!
<<<<crashing noise>>>>>
Student: Dude, why'd you let me F*&K up my car like that?
That's how DE's roll.
Student: No, I'm ok
Instructor: No, No, I'm sure we're not going to make this corner
Student: No, my friend told me to take this line
Instructor: BRAKE! BRAKE!
<<<<crashing noise>>>>>
Student: Dude, why'd you let me F*&K up my car like that?
That's how DE's roll.
06-03-2008, 10:45 PM
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