That was a goooood one Rick. You could replace the redneck with a Californian, too.

 

I thought about that but was worried about negative reaction from rednecks.

 

Only if it is between a family of sheep....

 

You would be OT and that never happens in any thread on the HWFMR forum. So, you did good.

 

 

> The love story of Ralph and Edna.
>
> Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to,
doesn't mean
> they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both
patients in a
> mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital
swimming
> pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom
of the pool
> and stayed there.
>
> Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and
pulled him out.
> When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she
immediately
> ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
considered her to be
> mentally stable.
>
> When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good
news and bad
> news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able
to
> rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of
the person
> you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.
>
> The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his
bathrobe belt right
> after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'
>
> Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How
soon
> can I go home?'