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Okay since we all have coined the werd drove instead of drive do we now use dronk instead of drink?
As in no dronking while droving.
Okay maybe not.
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Not much...particularly any sounds of typing up a team roster. But, have look at the Summit Point thread for the "Dr. Pain and Bull go to Summit Point" prologue. First chapter could be "Two went out....but how many came back"????
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I did a term paper on Existentialism in High School Honors English. I don't think the Teach thought it was funny, but I thought the whole thing was a joke! What a bunch of Jokers ol' Jean Paul and the boys were...........
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All the really funny material had already been done by the French
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This covers existentialism and all the other isms.
Close-to-complete Ideology and Religion **** List
* Taoism: **** happens.
* Confucianism: Confucius say, "**** happens."
* Buddhism: If **** happens, it isn't really ****.
* Zen Buddhism: **** is, and is not.
* Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of **** happening?
* Hinduism: This **** has happened before.
* Islam: If **** happens, it is the will of Allah.
* Islam #2: If **** happens, kill the person responsible.
* Islam #3: If **** happens, blame Israel.
* Catholicism: If **** happens, you deserve it.
* Protestantism: Let **** happen to someone else.
* Presbyterian: This **** was bound to happen.
* Episcopalian: It's not so bad if **** happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
* Methodist: It's not so bad if **** happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.
* Congregationalist: **** that happens to one person is just as good as **** that happens to another.
* Unitarian: **** that happens to one person is just as bad as **** that happens to another.
* Lutheran: If **** happens, don't talk about it.
* Fundamentalism: If **** happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)
* Fundamentalism #2: If **** happens to a televangelist, it's okay.
* Fundamentalism #3: **** must be born again.
* Judaism: Why does this **** always happen to us?
* Calvinism: **** happens because you don't work.
* Seventh Day Adventism: No **** shall happen on Saturday.
* Creationism: God made all ****.
* Secular Humanism: **** evolves.
* Christian Science: When **** happens, don't call a doctor - pray!
* Christian Science #2: **** happening is all in your mind.
* Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this ****.
* Quakers: Let us not fight over this ****.
* Utopianism: This **** does not stink.
* Darwinism: This **** was once food.
* Capitalism: That's MY ****.
* Communism: It's everybody's ****.
* Feminism: Men are ****.
* Chauvinism: We may be ****, but you can't live without us...
* Commercialism: Let's package this ****.
* Impressionism: From a distance, **** looks like a garden.
* Idolism: Let's bronze this ****.
* Existentialism: **** doesn't happen; **** IS.
* Existentialism #2: What is ****, anyway?
* Stoicism: This **** is good for me.
* Hedonism: There is nothing like a good **** happening!
* Mormonism: God sent us this ****.
* Mormonism #2: This **** is going to happen again.
* Wiccan: An it harm none, let **** happen.
* Scientology: If **** happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.
* Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< **** happens.
* Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our ****?
* Jehovah's Witnesses #3: **** has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.
* Moonies: Only really happy **** happens.
* Hare Krishna: **** happens, rama rama.
* Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this ****!
* Zoroastrianism: **** happens half on the time.
* Church of SubGenius: BoB ****s.
* Practical: Deal with **** one day at a time.
* Agnostic: **** might have happened; then again, maybe not.
* Agnostic #2: Did someone ****?
* Agnostic #3: What is this ****?
* Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.
* Atheism: What ****?
* Atheism #2: I can't believe this ****!
* Nihilism: No ****.
Close-to-complete Ideology and Religion **** List
* Taoism: **** happens.
* Confucianism: Confucius say, "**** happens."
* Buddhism: If **** happens, it isn't really ****.
* Zen Buddhism: **** is, and is not.
* Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of **** happening?
* Hinduism: This **** has happened before.
* Islam: If **** happens, it is the will of Allah.
* Islam #2: If **** happens, kill the person responsible.
* Islam #3: If **** happens, blame Israel.
* Catholicism: If **** happens, you deserve it.
* Protestantism: Let **** happen to someone else.
* Presbyterian: This **** was bound to happen.
* Episcopalian: It's not so bad if **** happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
* Methodist: It's not so bad if **** happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.
* Congregationalist: **** that happens to one person is just as good as **** that happens to another.
* Unitarian: **** that happens to one person is just as bad as **** that happens to another.
* Lutheran: If **** happens, don't talk about it.
* Fundamentalism: If **** happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)
* Fundamentalism #2: If **** happens to a televangelist, it's okay.
* Fundamentalism #3: **** must be born again.
* Judaism: Why does this **** always happen to us?
* Calvinism: **** happens because you don't work.
* Seventh Day Adventism: No **** shall happen on Saturday.
* Creationism: God made all ****.
* Secular Humanism: **** evolves.
* Christian Science: When **** happens, don't call a doctor - pray!
* Christian Science #2: **** happening is all in your mind.
* Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this ****.
* Quakers: Let us not fight over this ****.
* Utopianism: This **** does not stink.
* Darwinism: This **** was once food.
* Capitalism: That's MY ****.
* Communism: It's everybody's ****.
* Feminism: Men are ****.
* Chauvinism: We may be ****, but you can't live without us...
* Commercialism: Let's package this ****.
* Impressionism: From a distance, **** looks like a garden.
* Idolism: Let's bronze this ****.
* Existentialism: **** doesn't happen; **** IS.
* Existentialism #2: What is ****, anyway?
* Stoicism: This **** is good for me.
* Hedonism: There is nothing like a good **** happening!
* Mormonism: God sent us this ****.
* Mormonism #2: This **** is going to happen again.
* Wiccan: An it harm none, let **** happen.
* Scientology: If **** happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.
* Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< **** happens.
* Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our ****?
* Jehovah's Witnesses #3: **** has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.
* Moonies: Only really happy **** happens.
* Hare Krishna: **** happens, rama rama.
* Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this ****!
* Zoroastrianism: **** happens half on the time.
* Church of SubGenius: BoB ****s.
* Practical: Deal with **** one day at a time.
* Agnostic: **** might have happened; then again, maybe not.
* Agnostic #2: Did someone ****?
* Agnostic #3: What is this ****?
* Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.
* Atheism: What ****?
* Atheism #2: I can't believe this ****!
* Nihilism: No ****.
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Bwahahahaha, Mike. It depends on what generation you went to school in California. I have THREE dictionaries. But unfortunately, that does nothing for those who have none, let alone don't know how to speak English.
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