Which reminds me. I saved a nickel per sticker by telling the printer to use the cheapest glue available. I assumed that would be ok.

I want to get stickers to those that need them but I'm not willing to compromise my core values to do it. I intend to spend foolishly, deliver sporadically, lie as needed and always, always look good doing it!

 

That will be more than adequate.

Is there an additional discount if it's applied lightly?

Why Jim, I didn't know you were a Democrat!

 

Now if that previous post offended anyone's sensibilities, I will gladly remove it, or come up with an equally good Republican joke...

 

I don't think you have to worry about a lot of Dems here, Mike . . . "not that there's anything wrong with that!"

 

The first 3 are very easy to believe. The last, one, however, would really take something special to believe and I'm wondering if you could possibly still have any, (looking in the mirror) "damn I look good" left.
If you over 40, doubtful. If you over 50, N.F.W. Sorry.

This is me looking in the mirror. Half a century! I'm happy to still be counting up though.

 

Consider me offended Mike. I despise all government employees, politicians and political parties more or less equally but calling me a democrat is extra evil! NO STICKERS FOR YOU!!

 

Dammit... Me and my big mouth.

I want to live up to my promise, Jim. Do you want me to remove the post, or come up with an equally good Republican joke?

 

I'm still under 50 but old enough to be forgiven for my delusions.

 

Uh oh. Its the Sticker ****.

 

Wow, you're 50 Randy? And you have a three year old? You are a LOT tougher than I am, that's for sure! So based on your description, I guess I'll just stay 39 forever.

 

OK, let's hear the Republican joke.

Actually I wasn't real hot on McCain until the NYTs outed him and the hot 40 year old lobbyist. I hope I've got that nerve when I'm 70. (don't tell Karen)

I'm going to the bar.
Jim

 

I'm working on one...


Can I work on the Republican joke later, and come to the bar with you now?

 

I am a registered Independent...and both major parties are very happy for it!

Joke away..............

 

I'm trying really hard Bob.
Give me a few more minutes...

 

Don't worry about it BT. Most Dems don't think Republicans have a sense of humor anyway.