My darling John,

Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the

small slipup I had with the pickup truck when I turned into the driveway.

Fortunately it's not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too

much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I

accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

The garage door is slightly bent but the pickup fortunately came to a halt when

it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will

forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for, you my sweetheart.

I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife,

Bonnie

XXX







P.S. Your girlfriend called.

 

It must be her, as she was clever enough to switch the plates to Arkansas issue before she took the pics. Ans, it is a Blond move if I ever saw one!

 

Thats called "Double parked" in Arkansas.

 

At least it wasn't a spin...

 

She could've done a 360.

 

Who needs a four post lift for storage. This works just as well...

 

That pickup looks like it is dry humping that Ferrari. I'm appalled!

 

Whadda get when you cross a Pick-up and a Ferrari?

Edit - Trackjunky beats me by 0.002657 seconds

 

A Cayenne...

 

It's the only way I could figure out to park both cars and leave room for the scooter...

 

LMAO!!! I've seen that pic a dozen times, but you all put a new spin on it that had me laughing my butt off. I will most definitely show John this when he gets home. But there are a few things wrong . . .

(a) Nothing personal, but I would never purchase a Ford truck . . . "not that there's anything wrong wtih that!"

(b) Again, nothing personal, but I would never purchase a Ferrari. Again . . . "not that there's anything wrong with that!"

(c) You can't at this time fit a car in John's garage . . . not even my teeny tiny Spec Miata . . . "not that there's anything wrong with that"

(d) Ummmm . . . can't think of anything else right now . . . but I made you look.

 

***After looking at the funny letter Mike wrote a second time, I just noticed the PS on the post. I laughed good and hard at that one. Bwahahahahaha.

 

(Big Turtle whisper)

Pssst....Bon....

The PS was the point of the joke

 

Also

Thanks, but I didn't write it. I did cut and paste it though

 

We call that "reuse", which I strongly believe in !