Application for apprenticeship in the HWFM racing club: Big & slow car division
12-24-2007, 12:02 PM
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If it means anything, I have no idea what 'trail braking' means and have only recently learned that an 'apex' is not the former lover of a primate. And I'm pretty sure 'heel-toe' refers to a dance they do in the southern part of NJ, where country music is more popular.
But this got truely hysterical once the nailguns were introduced. Excellent work everyone, and welcome to the team Joisey.
And I think Spikey Mikey, Team Power Tool Expert is perfect. We've needed one of those for a long time. (Good work Jerry)
So here's the best Christmas gift you'll ever receive on Christmas Eve morning...
Welcome to the team, Spikey
How do we get a "quorum? Huh? We don't need no stinkin' quorums! None of us have any final say about anything around here. The BT makes all final decisions, makes proclamations now and then, and generally does what he wants when he wants. Simple, with no confusing democratic pretensions or messy socialistic blathering.
12-24-2007, 12:06 PM
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Do I get the free drink now?
I'll likely run across Spikey at NJ Motorsports Park this coming season. I will report on his droving qualifications at that time.
I'll likely run across Spikey at NJ Motorsports Park this coming season. I will report on his droving qualifications at that time.
12-24-2007, 12:14 PM
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Well done Mike. Welcome! 
12-24-2007, 12:58 PM
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Funny how when you only know how to use a hammer, everything looks like a nail! 
Welcome!
Welcome!
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Larry Herman
2016 Ford Transit Connect Titanium LWB
2018 Tesla Model 3 - Electricity can be fun!
Retired Club Racer & National PCA Instructor
Past Flames:
1994 RS America Club Racer
2004 GT3 Track Car
1984 911 Carrera Club Racer
1974 914/4 2.0 Track Car
CLICK HERE to see some of my ancient racing videos.
12-24-2007, 01:26 PM
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Welcome aboard Spikey. Clearly you have all the wrong er right stuff.
Depending on your point of view of course
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12-24-2007, 03:36 PM
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Wow, this is a great honor. I would have responded sooner, but you know, I had a thing.
Thanks everyone. I'll do my best not to impress anyone with my driving and to live down to my new title of Spikey Mikey, Official Team Power Tool Expert.
Bull, you are definitely entitled to a free drink of your choice at NJ Motorsports Park next fall when it opens up, or at any bar in the vicinity that they'll let us into.
Thanks everyone. I'll do my best not to impress anyone with my driving and to live down to my new title of Spikey Mikey, Official Team Power Tool Expert.
Bull, you are definitely entitled to a free drink of your choice at NJ Motorsports Park next fall when it opens up, or at any bar in the vicinity that they'll let us into.
01-07-2008, 03:21 PM
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How's this for slow?
I had a few good lines ready at the hospital when I did that nail trick, but it took me until yesterday to come up with the perfect line (that's over 2 years...)
For anyone still paying attention, what I should have said was...
....
It hurts when I pee.
I had a few good lines ready at the hospital when I did that nail trick, but it took me until yesterday to come up with the perfect line (that's over 2 years...)
For anyone still paying attention, what I should have said was...
....
It hurts when I pee.
