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Old 01-16-2008, 09:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Bull
Get in who?
Yeah, I was thinking that too.
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Old 01-16-2008, 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Gregg Lewis
Females(at least the hot ones)don't fart or poop. Ever.
i submit that you have not spent much time with hot femails. They do dodo. We chose to ignore and they chose to cover. Us guys have to anounce to the world with great fanfare and chest thumping that we have just peformed a great world changing act.
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Old 01-16-2008, 12:53 PM
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Lol, Kurt, you are so correct about how men advertise their bathroom accomplishments. After all, was it not a man that coined the term, "morning constitutional"?
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Old 01-16-2008, 01:44 PM
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Men at least recognize as heros Alexander Cummings, and to a lessor extent Thomas Crapper.
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Old 01-16-2008, 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Bonster
Lol, Kurt, you are so correct about how men advertise their bathroom accomplishments. After all, was it not a man that coined the term, "morning constitutional"?
That's old skool. The new terminology is "dropping a duece".
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Old 01-16-2008, 03:23 PM
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Another term I heard in the office from a younger guy was dropping of the kids.
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Old 01-16-2008, 03:24 PM
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AMATEURS: go big or go home.....THREE COIL STEAMER WITH SURFACE BREACH
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Old 01-16-2008, 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Veloce Raptor
AMATEURS: go big or go home.....THREE COIL STEAMER WITH SURFACE BREACH
LMAO!

The opposite end of the spectrum would be the classic "Painting the Bowl"
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Old 01-16-2008, 04:52 PM
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Just remember "All loads over 20 pounds must be lowered by hand".
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Old 01-17-2008, 02:55 PM
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Jerry . . . actually, that's "I gotta go drop the kids off at the pool." That one's been around for a long time, at least in the South.
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Old 01-17-2008, 02:57 PM
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Since yer a true Suthner now.
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Old 01-17-2008, 03:11 PM
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I'm not a true Southerner yet . . . I still don't have a gun rack in my truck.
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Old 01-17-2008, 03:13 PM
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Yeah but do you eat grits?

Pronounced greits down here in the deep south.
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Old 01-17-2008, 03:18 PM
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Lol. Yeah, I eat grits but only if they have bacon mixed in.
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Old 01-17-2008, 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Bonster
I'm not a true Southerner yet . . . I still don't have a gun rack in my truck.
Long as you have your basic rebel flag in the back window your good to go. It also helps if you have a decal on the front in bold letters that says GIT-ER-DONE. A slight variation is also acceptable. GIT-ER-DID or GIT-ER-DUN
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