mglobe

Seems to me that Bill may have some special skills that the team uses, er I mean could find useful.

Bull

Is there a mail order 90 day supply option available? Any generics for the anti-humble/shyness drugs I need?

mglobe

What Bull was actually trying to say.

mglobe

Could Bill be the HWFMR:

Official Pharmaceutical Consultant
Director of Controlled Substances
Supplier of Controlled Substances
Manager in Charge of VR's Anti-psychotic medication
Track Courtesy Manager (for giving un-called-for point by's)

Bull

Weak sauce!

mglobe

Better than no sauce.

Where the hell is everyone?

Bull

Obviously, they could get dates on Saturday night! I, on the other hand, am married to The Student, who has two term papers due before Thanksgiving.....

mglobe

I just put on a tux (no joke), & we're going out to a charity shindig.

Bull

Now I don't feel so bad....a TUX....man, I'm talking hives and a possible blackout!

trackjunky

In many ways I feel like the offical non-member member or the director of racing passing signals or the VP in training in charge of wise cracks.

Bull

Vr doesn't care if they are smart.

Larry Herman

VP? Slow down there dude. You aren't even on the docket for the membership committee, of whose existence is sketchy at best. Seeing as how you started with the statement that you will never be a member, you might want to stick with lobbying for the title of official non-member. After that non-application is reviewed, you may lobby for a title upgrade. Of course, anything that I say is non-official.

mglobe

Larry, I think you've gone too far. If the super secret membership committee, which may or may not exist were to discuss (or not) TJ's non-application, I think they (whoever they may or may not be) should consider the position of unofficial non-member as a starting point.

just my $.02, which I humbly submit.

Bull

This whole thread doesn't officially exist anyway.

mglobe

I might agree with that... or not.