paradisenb

Riddle of the day

Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use his.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on 3.
We never saw Lucy use Desi's.
What is it?
Answer below! (this is pretty good )
























The answer is: "A Last Name."

Larry Herman

Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 years. Finally sick of the
stress he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from
humanity as possible.

He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise
it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total
isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man
is standing there. "Name's Cliff, your neighbor from forty miles up the
road. Having a Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to
come. About 5:00." "Great", says Tom, "after six months out here I'm ready
to meet some local folks. Thank you."

As Cliff is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you. Be some drinking'." "Not a
problem" says Tom. "After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the
best of 'em" Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. "More 'n'
likely gonna be some fighting' too."


"Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right. I'll be there. Thanks
again."

"More'n likely be some wild sex, too," That's not a problem says Tom,
warming to the idea. "I've been all alone for six months! I will
definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?"


"Don't much matter. Just gonna be the two of us."

Bull

This just in.......VR is stepping up his game a bit and having a car built in Texas for the Professional Drifting circuit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GRtn9tMqXU

Larry Herman

Kind of looked like his droving style too.

Bull

http://www.weather.com/multimedia/vi...r_outlet_video

Larry Herman

Very cute Bull. I love it when people show us their lighter sides. Which Sugar Plum Fairy were you?

mglobe

My eyes! My eyes!

Bull

I simply was at a loss for words when I posted that. Now I ask WTF is up with weather.com?????????

Bull

Nice try at covering up the fact that you were caught on camera!

paradisenb

Last week, while inspecting some of our work in the editing rooms, I took the liberty of submitting both of your photos.

I knew the fame would set well with you guys. You both come off 'Fairy Sweet'.

Veloce Raptor

That dude is MUCH faster than I am.

Veloce Raptor

Bull, your holiday family reunions are always SO interesting!

Bull

Hey, it couldn't involve me....I haven't been to Pennsylvania in a looooong time!