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12-12-2007, 08:55 PM
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For our Philly friends.
A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Eagle's game. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.
"No," he says, "the seat is empty."
"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would
have a seat like this for the Eagles game, the biggest sporting event in
the world and not use it?"
He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to
come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Eagles game we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967."
"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find
someone else -- a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the
seat?"
The man shakes his head. "No, they're all at the funeral."
A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Eagle's game. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.
"No," he says, "the seat is empty."
"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would
have a seat like this for the Eagles game, the biggest sporting event in
the world and not use it?"
He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to
come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Eagles game we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967."
"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find
someone else -- a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the
seat?"
The man shakes his head. "No, they're all at the funeral."
12-12-2007, 10:35 PM
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Ha ha. My wife bleeds Eagles green, God bless her. 
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2004 GT3 Track Car
1984 911 Carrera Club Racer
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12-12-2007, 11:19 PM
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Growing up with Season Tickets to the Eagles, beginning with Franklin Field, and now living in Giants Country for 25 years, I was totally disgusted by that game last Sunday....and would have been so no matter how it turned out!
12-13-2007, 12:46 PM
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12-13-2007, 01:20 PM
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12-13-2007, 02:24 PM
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