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Old 10-17-2007, 10:10 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OTgb3KO7QM
Old 10-17-2007, 10:22 AM
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That is pretty funny and also well done.
Old 10-17-2007, 10:47 AM
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Uh-oh . . .if lap dances aren't expensable, what will Dave do at tax time with all those receipts to the nudie bar?!? This could be a real problem. We will visit you in the klink, Dave, don't worry. The knife will be in the cake.
Old 10-17-2007, 10:55 AM
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That is why you use cash in those joints and supplement with receipts from other establishments.
Old 10-17-2007, 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Bonster
Uh-oh . . .if lap dances aren't expensable, what will Dave do at tax time with all those receipts to the nudie bar?!? This could be a real problem. We will visit you in the klink, Dave, don't worry. The knife will be in the cake.
It's cool. I am self-employed, and my boss is a REAL *******. He never signs my expense reports anyway.
Old 10-17-2007, 03:25 PM
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Lol, VR. I'm still trying to find a way to write-off my race tires for my track day group.
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It's actually pretty easy to get lap dances signed off. You bring your boss.
Old 10-17-2007, 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Bonster
Lol, VR. I'm still trying to find a way to write-off my race tires for my track day group.
Well, first you have your bus. sponsor your car, or two of your businesses if you can, then you structure the sponsorship deal to cover your track expenses so your sponsor can get exsposure.........................
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Meals and entertainment 50%.
Sponsorships 100%
Company owned assests.. Priceless
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Originally Posted by paradisenb
Meals and entertainment 50%.
Sponsorships 100%
Company owned assests.. Priceless
I'm already making a list for my sponsor for the winter projects. I expect it will be approved at the next Board Meeting.



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