Notices

It's funny having a punk kid make cracks about my mom...

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 10-12-2007, 10:15 AM
  #31  
Veloce Raptor
Rennlist Member
Thread Starter
 
Veloce Raptor's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Guess...
Posts: 41,766
Received 1,567 Likes on 822 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by Bonster
Lol. Yeah, just don't turn your back on him. I hear he has weapons.
Only one that really matters with the ladies.
Old 10-12-2007, 10:38 AM
  #32  
Bonster
Moderator and 993 whisperer
Lifetime Rennlist
Member
 
Bonster's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: At the track. I reside, however, in Navarre, FL.
Posts: 12,765
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

I knew somebody would get the hidden joke.
Old 10-12-2007, 10:41 AM
  #33  
Bull
Addict
Lifetime Rennlist
Member
 
Bull's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 12,346
Likes: 0
Received 4 Likes on 4 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by jester911
True, although I used to. I prefer more concealed types these days.
12ga. pump 'alley clearer" for me. All that aiming stuff is so tedious.
Old 10-12-2007, 11:53 AM
  #34  
Bonster
Moderator and 993 whisperer
Lifetime Rennlist
Member
 
Bonster's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: At the track. I reside, however, in Navarre, FL.
Posts: 12,765
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Well if that's the case, Bob, why stop there? Why not get a bazooka? Or a Sherman tank? Lol.
Old 10-12-2007, 11:57 AM
  #35  
Bull
Addict
Lifetime Rennlist
Member
 
Bull's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 12,346
Likes: 0
Received 4 Likes on 4 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by Bonster
Well if that's the case, Bob, why stop there? Why not get a bazooka? Or a Sherman tank? Lol.
Bazookas are hard to find these days. RPG launchers are a pain to commute with, and Sherman Tank? Have you seen the price of diesel lately? Now a nice pistol grip, sawed-off 12-pump? Fits perfectly in a sling, under the seat, etc.
Old 10-12-2007, 01:51 PM
  #36  
DaveM993
Drifting
 
DaveM993's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: ..."RECALCULATING"
Posts: 3,496
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by Bonster

That's me .. . I fix cars (recently did the brakes on his truck), I fix dinner (pretty good at it, I must confess), I fix houses, and you know the other thing I fix I am sure, lol.
Is it just me...or is this the description of the perfect woman?
Old 10-12-2007, 01:56 PM
  #37  
TR6
Drifting
 
TR6's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Dallas/FortWorth Texas
Posts: 3,438
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Default

Originally Posted by Bull
...Now a nice pistol grip, sawed-off 12-pump? Fits perfectly in a sling, under the seat, etc.
I'm with you. The Winchester 12 ga Defender is great. You don't have to be a good marksman. Just aim anywhere in the same zip code...
Old 10-12-2007, 02:08 PM
  #38  
Bull
Addict
Lifetime Rennlist
Member
 
Bull's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 12,346
Likes: 0
Received 4 Likes on 4 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by DaveM993
Is it just me...or is this the description of the perfect woman?
Well, you could look at that way....or, you could feel really sorry for John if you realize that they aren't even close to being married yet and she is repainting, "fixing", rearranging, changing......MY GOD, he is doomed!
Old 10-12-2007, 02:12 PM
  #39  
jester911
Drifting
 
jester911's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: a slippery slope...
Posts: 2,064
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Yep, I agree Bob. There is no hope for him at this point.
Old 10-12-2007, 02:32 PM
  #40  
trackjunky
Rennlist Member
 
trackjunky's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: The right side of Leftville
Posts: 1,445
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Default

ARRRGGGHHHH!

I showed up late for the fireworks again! DAMN

VR---- I'll go stir up crap on another forum and you get them to insult you. If we are lucky, we'll get his 4 remaining computers banned within the hour.
Old 10-12-2007, 02:42 PM
  #41  
DaveM993
Drifting
 
DaveM993's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: ..."RECALCULATING"
Posts: 3,496
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by Bull
Well, you could look at that way....or, you could feel really sorry for John if you realize that they aren't even close to being married yet and she is repainting, "fixing", rearranging, changing......MY GOD, he is doomed!

I don't know..mechanic, cook, cleaner, and...errrr...one of those other "jobs"

sounds like a deal to me...all in return for allowing a little furniture re-arrangement
Old 10-12-2007, 03:15 PM
  #42  
Bull
Addict
Lifetime Rennlist
Member
 
Bull's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 12,346
Likes: 0
Received 4 Likes on 4 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by DaveM993
I don't know..mechanic, cook, cleaner, and...errrr...one of those other "jobs"

sounds like a deal to me...all in return for allowing a little furniture re-arrangement
Dave, Dave, Dave! Don't you know that is exactly how it begins...."let me help you out"....."out" of all decision making, out of freedom to leave your socks by the chair for a couple of days, no more rebuilding motorcycle transmissions on the dining room table....nothing, DONE!
Old 10-12-2007, 03:20 PM
  #43  
jester911
Drifting
 
jester911's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: a slippery slope...
Posts: 2,064
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

No more washing car parts in the kitchen sink or dishwasher. No more using the oven to cure your newly painted parts. Tell him Bull. The list goes on.
Old 10-12-2007, 04:22 PM
  #44  
Bonster
Moderator and 993 whisperer
Lifetime Rennlist
Member
 
Bonster's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: At the track. I reside, however, in Navarre, FL.
Posts: 12,765
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Uhhh . . . who says I wouldn't let car parts be washed in the sink? You are thinking of some other woman. I have done no rearranging of anything. He was griping about how crappy the paint was here (contractor cut corners), and I volunteered. He picked out the paint, I just did the work. Hmmm . . . the way I see it, this is his house. He can pretty much do as he wants so long as there aren't things growing in the fridge. Lol. And believe me, he didn't complain when I replaced his truck brakes. I guess not all women are the same.
Old 10-12-2007, 05:00 PM
  #45  
DaveM993
Drifting
 
DaveM993's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: ..."RECALCULATING"
Posts: 3,496
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by Bull
Dave, Dave, Dave! Don't you know that is exactly how it begins...."let me help you out"....."out" of all decision making, out of freedom to leave your socks by the chair for a couple of days, no more rebuilding motorcycle transmissions on the dining room table....nothing, DONE!

***blinding flash of light***the room is spinning***memories flooding back***

aaaah!!...who am I, where am I...how did I get here???

what just happened??

hey!!! and where is the transmission that was on my dining room table?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Quick Reply: It's funny having a punk kid make cracks about my mom...



All times are GMT -3. The time now is 07:25 PM.