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Old 10-08-2007, 07:43 PM
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I go to Europe to investigate a "business venture"
Yeah, I had heard that the age of consent was lower over there...
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Don't make me bring out my Pig Latin translator TD!



It is eye-tal-eean for "Abandon hope all ye who enter here."

Dante claims that this inscription adorns the gates of hell . . .
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Originally Posted by Mike in Chi
If you hadn't gone and done the deceptive "many" in white, you would have known extravagent mercy.

Being called an "Asshat" is a serious charge on this team. Even when it comes from VR. (please see Rule #2 of our by-laws here: http://www.hwfmr.com/ww3.htm )

So instead of mercy, you're sentenced to the team's full probation, with an as yet undetermined amount of time to be served in the probationary observation cell.

Bull will be your keeper, and determine if you're truly an Asshat, are a reformed Asshat, or were wrongly accused of being an Asshat.

I advise you to post here and on the racing board carefully, and suck up to Bull for all you're worth.
As you wish BT.

Now, Dr. Pain, there is nothing I hold in contempt more than an obvious, blatant SUCK-UP! I would suggest THINKING about each post you make, then make many posts.....and any rowdiness in the Cell will be dealt with swiftly (you don't want GR in there with you, right?), but enjoy yourself!

I hereby Deputize VR as my Assistant POC Keeper, for those times when I am busy trying to show some visible means of support.
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Old 10-08-2007, 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Mike in Chi
If you hadn't gone and done the deceptive "many" in white, you would have known extravagent mercy.
Your honor, I meant to write "any" not "many"..... it was a misspelling.....

and I wrote it in White in honor of my run group......

Bull, I will now STFU, like you suggested.......
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Originally Posted by TD in DC


It is eye-tal-eean for "Abandon hope all ye who enter here."

Dante claims that this inscription adorns the gates of hell . . .
Ah yes Dante (they tried to ram a Classical Education down my throat!)....and HE was a pussycat!
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Old 10-08-2007, 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted by TD in DC
Oh my . . .
I'm sorry, but if Bull determines he's truly an Asshat, he doesn't have any speranza at all.

Bull may seek your counsel, Counselor, or the counsel of other teammates.

I'm sure justice will prevail.
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Originally Posted by BostonDMD
Your honor, I meant to write "any" not "many"..... it was a misspelling.....

and I wrote it in White in honor of my run group......
You really like the eighth circle (Canto 26), don't you
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Originally Posted by BostonDMD
Your honor, I meant to write "any" not "many"..... it was a misspelling.....

and I wrote it in White in honor of my run group......

Bull, I will now STFU, like you suggested.......
Dissembling is widely recognized as being characteristic of Asshats.

I suggest you follow Bull's advice.


Does anyone know the 14th century Italian for

"It's better to keep your mouth closed and be thought a fool
than to open it and remove all doubt."?
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Old 10-08-2007, 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Veloce Raptor
Yeah, I had heard that the age of consent was lower over there...
GR I'm not.
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Old 10-08-2007, 08:25 PM
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Bull and Deputy VR

Please be advised that the team takes Rule #2 very seriously. Be absolutely sure Dr Pain is not an Asshat before you release him from the cell.

(Why did I have a vision of Don Knotts when I typed "Deputy VR"?)
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Old 10-08-2007, 08:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Mike in Chi
Does anyone know the 14th century Italian for

"It's better to keep your mouth closed and be thought a fool
than to open it and remove all doubt."?
No, but here it is in GR's language of choice:

Compared to opens it and removes completely suspected best maintains your mouth to close and is considered the asshat fool.
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Old 10-08-2007, 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Mike in Chi
Dissembling is widely recognized as being characteristic of Asshats.

I suggest you follow Bull's advice.


Does anyone know the 14th century Italian for

"It's better to keep your mouth closed and be thought a fool
than to open it and remove all doubt."?


In italiano:

È migliore da mantenere la vostra bocca chiusa e da pensarsi uno sciocco che aprirla e rimuovere tutta dubitano di.
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Originally Posted by SundayDriver
No, but here it is in GR's language of choice:

Compared to opens it and removes completely suspected best maintains your mouth to close and is considered the asshat fool.
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Originally Posted by BostonDMD
Your honor, I meant to write "any" not "many"..... it was a misspelling.....

and I wrote it in White in honor of my run group......

Bull, I will now STFU, like you suggested.......
Now there you go again! The only real application of "white" here is "little WHITE lie"!!!! The Martini Cart will pass Dr. Pain's Cell for two nights Mr. mglobe...please see to it.

Now is the time to speak up rationally Dr. Pain.......

I really am a very fair and decent guy, as Food Angel and others will tell you. Are you familiar with my long time hero/mentor and all around Advisor, Mr. Conrad Dobler? He has fallen on hard times lately, to say the least, but was once a force to be reckoned with in the NFL. A recent quote:

Conrad Dobler
(Ole Number 66)"I only bit one guy: Doug Sutherland of the Minnesota Vikings. He put his fingers through my face mask, and I don't think they were there to stroke my mustache. So I bite one finger in my life, and I don't even chew on it. The legend grew from there".

What does this have to do with anything? Nothing? Maybe. But I am a Graduate of The Conrad Dobler School of Advanced Conflict Management.
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Old 10-08-2007, 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted by SundayDriver
No, but here it is in GR's language of choice:

Compared to opens it and removes completely suspected best maintains your mouth to close and is considered the asshat fool.

It's good to hear that again

Originally Posted by mglobe
In italiano:

È migliore da mantenere la vostra bocca chiusa e da pensarsi uno sciocco che aprirla e rimuovere tutta dubitano di.


BTW migliore looks kinda like mglobe
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