Joke of the day #3
08-28-2007, 02:12 PM
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Joke of the day #3
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He
thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from
New York and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from
Texas. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the
Texas deputy's expense!!
Deputy says," License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What for?"
Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and
registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete stop,
that's the law. License and registration, please!"
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down
and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the
ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."
Deputy says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."
The deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving
**** out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to stop, or just slow
down?"
thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from
New York and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from
Texas. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the
Texas deputy's expense!!
Deputy says," License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What for?"
Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and
registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete stop,
that's the law. License and registration, please!"
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down
and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the
ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."
Deputy says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."
The deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving
**** out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to stop, or just slow
down?"
08-28-2007, 02:43 PM
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Oh, that is just TOO good. The lawyer kinda reminded me of Frank, though, with all those assonine questions. I guess the deputy could be . . . well . . . any number of people! Lol.