Mike in Chi

As always, excellent work Bob.

If the spelling and grammar were worse in that quote, I'd swear it was Francine.

Dr. Pain, you got some 'splainin to do!

CWay27

Ouch!!......BUSTED!!

Good Doctor, that must hurt real bad and to say I had nothing to do with it.

Bull

No problem BT, you say "dig", I'll find some dirt!

There will be more....but i will, of course, play this out slowly.....

BostonDMD

I didn't want to say it, but Francine had hacked my account and was posting in the racing forum, hence the spelling errors, grammar incongruencies and plenty of stories of being fast.......

Heck, I am even slower then VR, and you all know that is almost impossible......

I am so upset, I think I am going to skip the novocaine on the next patient......

Carl, thanks Canadian pal........ I was thinking about buying your beautiful RSA, but not no more...........

Mike in Chi

You're redeeming yourself rather quickly, Doc

Veloce Raptor

UNPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!

Bull

Novocaine???? What kind of wimpy-assed patients are you working on there Doc?

I actually use it infrequently, usually only for serious work like extractions and fixing broken teeth, as I am blessed with a high threshold of pain (insert marraige jokes here) Simple drilling for cavaties and filling replacement doesn't require that needle stuff!

BostonDMD

You missunderstood me.....

I only administer the novocaine to eliminate the pain of how much it is going to cost them......... otherwise, during the actual procedures, I just turn up the volume on stereo system.......

Bull

Music????? No wonder the cost is so high!

BostonDMD

Well, I have to support my vice somehow......and at the (slow) rate I am progressing in my driving career I won't be able to retire say till .... 150?

Plenty more pain to inflict.........

Bonster

I'm the opposite of you, Bob. I'm a total baby when I go to the dentist, I can't stand to have anyone that close to my face. And I have to use a bite block because I have TMJ. If I don't use that bite block, my jaw will hurt as though someone punched me for several days. I wish they'd just put me to sleep for cavities -- just do 'em all at once (I'm sure I have a few -- it's been three years) and get it over with. ARGH. I am such a BABY! Lol.

BostonDMD

Bonnie, you can always ask your dentist for valiums to take before the appointment.

Then it will be a totally different experience...........

DaveM993

I am running that through my translator....

I think the correct answer is No...I just came up with the name...

BostonDMD

Hey all,

I figure the screening and application reviewing process is a "slow and painfull" one, I am correct?

Bonster

Lol. The last time I took valiums was to remove a cyst from my wrist area. I flirted with the doctor, I was so high on that stuff. Flirting with a dentist while he has a drill and other instruments in my mouth would make for a long visit. But it sounds like a good idea! Lol. I can't take that darn syringe, the sound and smell of the drilling, etc.. Like I said, I'm a woos when it comes to dental work. I even hate the prophies, I'm so bad.