BostonDMD

The reason I deserve to be initiated as a member, besides being slow, is the fact that I have been:

verbally abused
psychologically tortured
professionally made fun of
lead on like a puppy

by the esteemed members of this club

NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT.....

P.S. by the time all is said and done this maybe the most viewed, most replied thread in this forum since good (or bad) old GR.....

Bonster

Aha! A Dentist! Hmmm . . . okay. I think he might have suffered enough already. But here I go with the HWFMR potential nicks . . .

Team Driller
Team Pain Maker
Team Crown Meister
Team Capper
Team Chair Master

Okay . . . not so good . . . but you all KNOW I almost always get your brains going. Let's give this DDS his worth.

Bonster

Oh crud . . . you meant smile maker in a different way, didnt' you? ARGH. So much for my feeble attempt at late Saturday night humor.

BostonDMD

mglobe

I seem to remember posts about how FAST you were progressing through the run groups, which is decidedly not good. A story or two documenting true inteptitude would certainly help. Kurt M's photo of his 912 hanging off the end of the trailer pushed him over the edge and into membership...

Bull

This may be a case where video is required. I too seem to remember several threads about how to move from green to black, how to get into racing quickly, etc. Of course, having progressed from green to white (solo because no instructor will ride with them any longer!), Dr. Pain may have had reality send him in a different direction...here!

Bonster

And you need to tell us your most embarrassing moment on track. And you need to do teeth whitenings and prophies in the paddock for fellow HWFMR teammates.

Bull

Vodka is a perfectly good teeth whitener. No need for Dr. Pain.

Veloce Raptor

+1

Bonster

Vodka can also fuel a rocket ship. Yuk.

BostonDMD

Video, in case you missed the first time, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On3mrKW-Nk0

Most embarassing moment: "wacking" two formula Skippy cars in the same day (isn't that embarassing enough?)

As far as my speed or progression, I am really all talk.

They promoted me to the next run groups only because they didn't want to hurt my feelings, but let me tell you, I was so slow on that checkout ride that they had to turn the lights on the track in order for me to finish........

If I get in, teeth whitening or vodka (you choose) for everybody.........

P.S Nowhere on the HWFMR it says that there would be a background check on the applicants.....

Mike in Chi

It is standard protocol, and performed by Bull.

He's very good -- How do you think he found out about Francine's bad check passing.

BTW, Dr Pain is a great team function, but we must see how the application process proceeds.

BostonDMD

I understand the "drill".......

CWay27

Hey, wait a minute (not for racing!!), how could you guys consider an application from a guy who starts threads like "four wheel drifting", "is data logging a good device". I don't know about you guys but I've seen this guy and its written "I am fast" all over him. I thought HWFMR was all about being slow and hoping to hit the apex if you're lucky enough....... Geez, I should apply!!

BostonDMD

Four wheel drifting is another sign that I am slow....

Data Loggers are necessary to confirm how slow I am....

In todays society "No" means "Yes", therefore "I am fast" means, you got it, " I am slow".......

Thanks Carl, and I thought you were my friend.
Don't forget I still have you on video at LCMT as you left this slow poke behind....