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08-22-2007, 11:22 PM
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08-22-2007, 11:56 PM
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08-23-2007, 03:56 AM
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Eric is still pissed that on our home track I pulled along side him and turn 5 and out dragged him to turn 6. (You've just been passed by a turtle).
Can you sense the bitterness?????????
Thisyear I will do it through the Kink!!!
08-23-2007, 11:56 AM
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That cow reminds me of the "My milk shakes better than yours" Carl's Jr. / Hardee's commercial. I love that commercial. That cow pick Joanne posted is hillarious! 
08-23-2007, 12:37 PM
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Oh - fact is, I do sense that long rivalry... Fact is, I sensed it last year, when both you and Eric faced off at Francorchamps recently, Fact is - you had to register under a "pseudo-name" (as I recall "Kurt Mullekens", if memory serves me right?), so as to not tarnish your "turtleness". Fact is, Eric was driving a tail dragger, and to further hide your identity, in fact, I do believe you were driving a Renault Megane...
Those are the facts - as unbelievable as they may sound... And yet - AS UNBELIEVABLY, or perhaps MORESO - I had a "paid undercover Rennlister" at Francorchamps steal the tape from "Kurt Mullekens" (aka: Mike in Chi) in-car camera, as soon as he pitted and whilst enjoying his after-practice martini (slowly shaken, slowly stirred, slowly consumed..).....
Here - for the first time - ever - you will see proof.... Eric - is about 6:17 minutes into this stunning video... And Sysgen - my thanks for pulling this into the Rennpository Video Library.....
Those are the facts - as unbelievable as they may sound... And yet - AS UNBELIEVABLY, or perhaps MORESO - I had a "paid undercover Rennlister" at Francorchamps steal the tape from "Kurt Mullekens" (aka: Mike in Chi) in-car camera, as soon as he pitted and whilst enjoying his after-practice martini (slowly shaken, slowly stirred, slowly consumed..).....
Here - for the first time - ever - you will see proof.... Eric - is about 6:17 minutes into this stunning video... And Sysgen - my thanks for pulling this into the Rennpository Video Library.....
08-23-2007, 07:48 PM
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Oh - fact is, I do sense that long rivalry... Fact is, I sensed it last year, when both you and Eric faced off at Francorchamps recently, Fact is - you had to register under a "pseudo-name" (as I recall "Kurt Mullekens", if memory serves me right?), so as to not tarnish your "turtleness". Fact is, Eric was driving a tail dragger, and to further hide your identity, in fact, I do believe you were driving a Renault Megane...
Those are the facts - as unbelievable as they may sound... And yet - AS UNBELIEVABLY, or perhaps MORESO - I had a "paid undercover Rennlister" at Francorchamps steal the tape from "Kurt Mullekens" (aka: Mike in Chi) in-car camera, as soon as he pitted and whilst enjoying his after-practice martini (slowly shaken, slowly stirred, slowly consumed..).....
Here - for the first time - ever - you will see proof.... Eric - is about 6:17 minutes into this stunning video... And Sysgen - my thanks for pulling this into the Rennpository Video Library.....
Those are the facts - as unbelievable as they may sound... And yet - AS UNBELIEVABLY, or perhaps MORESO - I had a "paid undercover Rennlister" at Francorchamps steal the tape from "Kurt Mullekens" (aka: Mike in Chi) in-car camera, as soon as he pitted and whilst enjoying his after-practice martini (slowly shaken, slowly stirred, slowly consumed..).....
Here - for the first time - ever - you will see proof.... Eric - is about 6:17 minutes into this stunning video... And Sysgen - my thanks for pulling this into the Rennpository Video Library.....
Yes John, I am actually Belgian -- my grandparents were Immigrants from Antwerp. And I often go by Kurt Mullekens, just to throw off my creditors.
That was Eric I passed in the video. But I was having an off day, usually I pass him much more quickly, especially when droving the Renault.
I was going to riff on a knuckle-dragger droving an ***-dragger, but Eric is a dear friend of mine.
08-23-2007, 09:39 PM
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John, great find on the Francorchamps video. That was of course when Mike and I were both younger. Me in my 20's, Mike in his late 50's. Of course I was just a novice. Mike in the era of that video, had years of Skippy cars and F2000's races under his belt, (many before I was born.) My learning curve was so steep it was like the DOW in the 80's. Please see the attached photos below for evidence of my "mad skillz's" and total ownership of Mike and his S2 (Gingerman club race 07). I have been contacted by Frankie to co drive with him in the RA enduro. Our team will consist of Tim aka ColorChange. Pit boss will be FatBobBilly and Dirt Track Racer will have a undefined roll on our "Mad" team. I am so looking forward to the RA weekend.
On a somber note
After losing a fellow NASA GTS 2 racer to a accident at Mid Ohio this past weekend. I feel the need to be on the track, blow out the sadness and get back to doing what I so love. The fact that I will be around friends both in the paddock and on the track will make it that much more meaningful. I will be paddocked in the main paddock area, just past CS Motorsports compound.I have a Big red Haulmark Trailer with a banner hanging off the awning that reads "Welcome to the Turtle Pond" Please stop by and say hello!
On a somber note
After losing a fellow NASA GTS 2 racer to a accident at Mid Ohio this past weekend. I feel the need to be on the track, blow out the sadness and get back to doing what I so love. The fact that I will be around friends both in the paddock and on the track will make it that much more meaningful. I will be paddocked in the main paddock area, just past CS Motorsports compound.I have a Big red Haulmark Trailer with a banner hanging off the awning that reads "Welcome to the Turtle Pond" Please stop by and say hello!
Last edited by Eric in Chicago; 08-23-2007 at 10:24 PM. Reason: Got the injunction by Mike lifted to post pics
08-23-2007, 09:43 PM
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Yes John, I am actually Belgian -- my grandparents were Immigrants from Antwerp. And I often go by Kurt Mullekens, just to throw off my creditors.
That was Eric I passed in the video. But I was having an off day, usually I pass him much more quickly, especially when droving the Renault.
I was going to riff on a knuckle-dragger droving an ***-dragger, but Eric is a dear friend of mine.
Where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my *********. There really is nothing like a shorn *******, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
08-23-2007, 09:44 PM
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Sorry to hear of your loss, Eric, but I'm so glad you're getting back on the horse! The whole reason I started going to the track was to get my mind off of my problems and on to better things. Kudos to you!
08-23-2007, 09:46 PM
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That was very hard to read, Dave, especially the part of your ********* getting shaved. I hope they didn't . . . uh . . . cut you or anything.
08-23-2007, 09:53 PM
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The details of my life are quite inconsequential.
Where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my *********. There really is nothing like a shorn *******, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
Where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my *********. There really is nothing like a shorn *******, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.