It's on! GR vs. VR @ TWS in Sept/07!
07-27-2007, 08:41 PM
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you can drive FM as much as you want. as long as I don't miss any of my times. i think it is fair to ask you to chip in for fresh set of Toyo RA1 (or any tire of your choice) + front brake pads. you pay half of it. this is not negotiable.
07-27-2007, 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by GhettoRacer
i think it is fair to ask you to chip in for fresh set of Toyo RA1 (or any tire of your choice) + front brake pads. you pay half of it. this is not negotiable.
W---R---O---N---G
Stop trying to renegotiate, paper boy. I am NOT paying for your tires or your brake pads. If you win (BWHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!) I will pay the VAST majority of yoru weekend expenses.
Man up or shut up.
07-27-2007, 09:01 PM
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why? are you afraid to risk up another ~$300? i thought you are confident that you're going to cover 5 sec. easily. we're going to used some old *** Michelin Sports Cup semi-slicks I have then. Don't be complaining about it.
07-27-2007, 09:04 PM
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I really do not care WHAT tires we use. Street tires are fine. I will still beat your best time by at least 5 seconds.
Man up & grow some sack.
Man up & grow some sack.
07-27-2007, 10:07 PM
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Originally Posted by GhettoRacer
................... we're going to used some old *** Michelin Sports Cup semi-slicks I have then. Don't be complaining about it.
07-27-2007, 11:07 PM
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Which config will it be? What's the length of the track? What are the typical lap times? Like 944 Cup or similar, ITA, Spec Miata, or ITS...
07-27-2007, 11:10 PM
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Michelin Sport (s) Cups "semi-slicks"????? Come on GehttoDickWiggler, they are simply common R Compound tires, nothing "semi-slicks" about them you lame assed fool!
I am just leading him along, and he cannot help making an *** out of himself with every post.
07-27-2007, 11:10 PM
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Originally Posted by GhettoRacer
Which config will it be? What's the length of the track? What are the typical lap times? Like 944 Cup or similar, ITA, Spec Miata, or ITS...
ASKED AND ANSWERED ALREADY, PaperBoy.
07-27-2007, 11:18 PM
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As they say in Moscow, TOUGH ****SKI, paper boy.
Learn to be resourceful. Adapt. Improvise. Overcome.
Just as I will do in order to be 5+ seconds faster than you, IN YOUR CAR.
Learn to be resourceful. Adapt. Improvise. Overcome.
Just as I will do in order to be 5+ seconds faster than you, IN YOUR CAR.
07-27-2007, 11:19 PM
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For some reason, this entire thing reminds me of this joke:
THE DUCK AND THE LAWYER
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Tennessee.
He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence.
As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.
The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field,
and now I'm going to retrieve it."
The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."
The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the United States and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own."
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in Tennessee.
We settle small disagreements with the 'Three Kick Rule.'
The lawyer asked, "What is the 'Three Kick Rule'?"
The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, I get to go first.
I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up."
The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger.
He agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney.
His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel toed work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees.
His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth.
The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his rear end, sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie.
The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet.
Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, you old fart. Now it's my turn."
The old farmer smiled and said, "Nah, I give up. You can have the duck."
THE DUCK AND THE LAWYER
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Tennessee.
He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence.
As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.
The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field,
and now I'm going to retrieve it."
The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."
The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the United States and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own."
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in Tennessee.
We settle small disagreements with the 'Three Kick Rule.'
The lawyer asked, "What is the 'Three Kick Rule'?"
The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, I get to go first.
I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up."
The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger.
He agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney.
His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel toed work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees.
His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth.
The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his rear end, sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie.
The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet.
Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, you old fart. Now it's my turn."
The old farmer smiled and said, "Nah, I give up. You can have the duck."
07-27-2007, 11:22 PM
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You're still afraid. Lol. After I spank you @ TWS I'll offer you a chance to redeem yourself @ Infineon, on my terms (your turn to bring your **** to Cali).
07-27-2007, 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Bull
For some reason, this entire thing reminds me of this joke:
THE DUCK AND THE LAWYER
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Tennessee.
He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence.
As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.
The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field,
and now I'm going to retrieve it."
The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."
The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the United States and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own."
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in Tennessee.
We settle small disagreements with the 'Three Kick Rule.'
The lawyer asked, "What is the 'Three Kick Rule'?"
The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, I get to go first.
I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up."
The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger.
He agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney.
His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel toed work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees.
His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth.
The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his rear end, sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie.
The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet.
Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, you old fart. Now it's my turn."
The old farmer smiled and said, "Nah, I give up. You can have the duck."
THE DUCK AND THE LAWYER
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Tennessee.
He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence.
As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.
The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field,
and now I'm going to retrieve it."
The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."
The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the United States and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own."
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in Tennessee.
We settle small disagreements with the 'Three Kick Rule.'
The lawyer asked, "What is the 'Three Kick Rule'?"
The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, I get to go first.
I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up."
The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger.
He agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney.
His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel toed work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees.
His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth.
The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his rear end, sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie.
The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet.
Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, you old fart. Now it's my turn."
The old farmer smiled and said, "Nah, I give up. You can have the duck."
HILARIOUS!
Yeah, Francine, I'm afraid. How did you everr guess? You are SUCH an observant judge of character. Keep thinking that for about another 7 weeks or so.
Sadly (for you) the only spanking you will be doing at TWS will be of your flaccid inchworm each evening in your motel room, wondering why you are being lapped by Green students.
07-27-2007, 11:34 PM
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I'm gonna have someone roll the cameras to capture VR's reactions when he finds out he can't cover what he spotted me... it'll be priceless. I smell a great MasterCard ad coming up. Maybe I should contact them to sponsor my trip... Hmm...
07-27-2007, 11:39 PM
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By all means, do that. I love being underestimated.
You may wanna know what the over/under is for you backing out at the very last minute & not showing up...cupcake.
You may wanna know what the over/under is for you backing out at the very last minute & not showing up...cupcake.