Mike in Chi

CAUTION EXCUSENATOR AT WORK!!!!
Ever on the lookout for a new reason to backout

BTW, didn't you say FartBubbleMachine was your best car?
Please post history and PO times of 99 Civic.

Veloce Raptor

Frank, the deal is that you bring the car whose previous owner was 5 seconds faster than you. THAT is the deal. I presume that is the ExcuseMachine. Substitutions are not allowed.

The deal also was that you drive it to TWS. However, I really don't care if you tow it. For a guy who claimed not to have any money, if you wanna double your fuel costs, go right ahead.

GhettoRacer

What's the difference if we use a newer car or older. It's still me vs. you anyway. But whatever, if you want the FartMachine there, it shall be. I'm just saying the EK is a fresher car and actually, it seems to have more headroom. I'll show you some pix. You might actually not fit in the FM...

As for doubling my fuel cost, that is a risk I'm willing to take. If you don't cover the 5 sec you're paying for it anyway... I never claimed I don't have money... they are being invested on projects and such. But indeed I'm not rich by any monetary standards. In a spiritual sense however, I'm more wealthy than all of you.

Bonster

***So is this why you have to pay for sex and the rest of us don't? Sorry, I couldn't resist. You left that one wide open and I cease every opportunity.

Bryan Watts

That's an awfully big claim...strange though that your attitude, ego, name calling and hate for others doesn't really seem to line up with your claimed spiritual superiority. You have aligned yourself more with Islamic terrorists with your disdain and hate for others than any credible spiritual leader that I would respect, no matter their religion or beliefs.

Bull

The EXCUSINATOR is humming!!!!!

And he is trying his stand-up comic routine!

It sucks Francine.

Bryan Watts

Because his "spirituality" seems to include a total lack of respect for females, a hugely false sense of superiority, and a disdain for anyone who might attempt to speak any truth into his life. Honestly, his "spirituality" is so inwardly selfish that Frank is unable to see truth outside of his own little world anyway. Frank is very much a "what's good for me is good for me, screw everyone else" kind of "spiritualist". You can see it in his lack of reverence for other people's trust (when driving their cars), his lack of any humility, and his total disregard for laws that he deems don't suit him (check bouncing, trademark infringement, etc, etc).

Veloce Raptor

HAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

Thermonuclear ownage.

Bull

Since Francine The Paper Girl has everyone on "ignore", he is playing to his adoring audience...himself!

GhettoRacer

sex for me is quality over quantity. i'll gladly pay to have sex with girls who are near perfection. trying to score fine *** girls with sheer pimp-ness is a hit or miss. but that's OT. **** you bitches and **** who are taking this OT again. start a new topic you illiterate ignorant can't follow the basic rules TARDS.

weneversleep

that is SOFA KING DISGUSTING. (sorry VR for co-opting your phrase)

What a horrible lack of self-esteem that you have to pay for sex. Not to mention the risks that you run (STDs, AIDS, anyone?) having sex with women that charge for it.

GhettoRacer

Hmm, did you know you can have virgins for cheap in Asia? (yes it's a sad story) It's true... as for STD, all you ***'s dick sucking ain't exactly safe ya know? Sorry I've abstained from sex for some time due to my buddah practice. in their belief sex is bad for ya. On the other hand... taoist approach is, if you have mad chi flowing you can have as much sex as you want. I'm not sure who to believe. But for me... sex ranks very low on my priority list. I'd rather be meditation or doing yoga any time.

Veloce Raptor

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weneversleep

I thought you were just bragging about how you recently paid for sex?

You need to get your stories straight.

weneversleep

BWAHAHAHA

If you claim to be Buddhist, you might want to get your beliefs straight.