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Old 06-02-2007, 04:33 PM
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Default Ghettojoke, don't stop with the name "Fart Machine"...
how about if you name parts of your car, too?

If Akmee did the head -- "Poophead"

Your helmet -- "Bucket of ****"

The upper right slot in your shift pattern -- "Turd Gear"

Your crankshaft -- "Teeny Weeny"

I'm sure there are dozens of scatalogical references you and your high school friends would find amusing...
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Old 06-02-2007, 04:38 PM
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Actually, I always thought 'fart machine' would be better applied to a turbo, working off exhaust gases and all.
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Old 06-02-2007, 04:51 PM
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True, but The Joke has more hot air and exhaust gases than any turbo.
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Ahhh . . . so we're talking more like stage II turbo with a huge intercooler?
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Old 06-02-2007, 05:01 PM
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Perhaps more hot air and exhaust gases than a fully loaded 747 on take-off
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Originally Posted by Mike in Chi
how about if you name parts of your car, too?



Your helmet -- "Bucket of ****"

BWHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 06-02-2007, 05:16 PM
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Mike . . . you mean like the one this guy is standing in?



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Yep, That would be about right
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Any G-C (yes, GhettoChicken...can we get the Forum name changed????) Dyno sheet = Butt Dyno ****
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His little tires = Nubin Rubbers
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"dood, you just got passed by the FartMachine, a **** bucket."
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Originally Posted by GhettoRacer
"dood, you just got passed by the FartMachine, a **** bucket."
Can't be passed by a car that never sees the race track.
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Originally Posted by GhettoRacer
"dood, you just got passed by the FartMachine, a **** bucket."
Obviously it didn't pass anyone last weekend. What's your excuse this time?
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Originally Posted by Bull
His little tires = Nubin Rubbers
I thought this is what he used to make sure there were no little ghetto racers...

Although I guess he doesn't need those for his hand.
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Originally Posted by Food Angel
I thought this is what he used to make sure there were no little ghetto racers...

Although I guess he doesn't need those for his hand.
You know our pet monkey well!
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