Mike in Chi

The Lost Chapter of Genesis


Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.

So, God asked him, "What 's wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion
and that it would be a woman.


He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you,
she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing,
she will wash it for you.


She will always agree with every decision you make
and she will not nag you, and will always be the first
to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.
She will praise you!

She will bear your children.
and never ask you to get up
in the middle of the night to take care of them.

"She will NEVER have a headache
and will freely give you love and passion
whenever you need it."

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."

Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"

Bull

Something you have to trade in for two 20s when they hit 40?

Bonster

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so
beautiful?"

God says: "So you would love her."

"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so
dumb?"

God says: "So she would love you."

I guess I finally lost my brains about ten months ago when I started dating John.

Bonster

Eheh . . . a 40-year old couldn't handle ONE 20-year old, let alone two. That reminds me of a joke (sorry if it's not perfect):

A 50-year old woman came home from work one day and found a note on the counter from her 50-year-old husband. The note read, "I'm sorry, by beloved wife, but I have fallen in love with my beautiful 21-year old secretary. I am with her now and plan to marry her. Please don't feel bad."

So she left a note for the husband:

"Not to worry, my beloved husband. I hope you too do not feel bad when I tell you that I have taken up with our 21-year old pool boy. We will be off in the Bahamas having passionate sex. Please don't feel too bad. But you being an accountant will understand that 21 goes into 50 more times than 50 goes into 21."

Moohoohoowahahahahaha.

Bull

So, you want me to believe that doing a 50 year old is better than doing sister twisters with a couple of 20 year olds?????? I hope you aren't in Sales!

Edit: in case my darling wife were to stumble across this...I have, of course, never done either of these options, but I'm looking to understand the woman here.

Bonster

No . . . I'm saying the 50-year old woman was probably more happy with her 21-year old lover than was the 21-year old woman with her 50-year old man. Personally, I would take the 50-year old over the 21-year old . . . there's just something to be said about experience. That and anything young enough to be my son is too young for me (and anything old enough to be my father is too old)!

Bonster

PS -- if your wife did see this forum, you'd be in trouble, I bet. Lol. But hopefully she has a good sense of humor and would know that we're all just kidding around. Hey, it's fun, what can we say?

Bull

Why would you insist on confusing my original, simple thought with all of this yadda, yadda, yadda stuff? Oh wait, you are a woman!

Mike in Chi

Of course she has a good sense of humor. She married Bull.

(N.B. Bull -- I'm complimenting your sense of humor, not slamming you)

Bull

Not a problem....my wife uses the same line REGULARLY!

Bull

Covering your *** here Bonster? What, you are afraid of her too?????

Bonster

***You know it, baby. I'm ALL woman. You couldn't handle it darlin'. But I'll let you tease me only because I'm confident you're a better, faster DRIVER. Lol (Note to Bull's wife -- I'm just joking around).

Bull

Now, back to that physical......

Bonster

***Hey man, if you're afraid of her, shouldn't I be too? Lol. Nah, it's just woman-to-woman respect. I would never EVER seriously flirt with a married or otherwise involved man. I think you all know that. I just don't play that game.

I do, however, enjoy the teasing we do here on a regular basis. There are days when I really need a boost, and you all are there to provide it. Even though we've never met, I've come to consider many of you a friend, and I hope to meet you someday to seal the deal. You're a fun crowd. Hey, don't go grabbing the Kleenex. It's not that big a deal.

Bonster

Yeah, back to that physical Bob. What's up? Are you okay? We already know you're crazy, but I've never noticed that being on the race physical.