Bryan Watts

Ok, so I'm a bit bored today. I've always enjoyed Googling people I know so I thought I would have a little fun with Ghetto Boy.

I decided to Google "ghettoracer". In addition to profiles on almost every car, track, or motorsports board that I've ever heard of (which doesn't exactly speak well to his constant "I'm too busy" excuse), I found this absolute gem:

http://asiafind.com/p/member.cgi?sit...21480482_66870

What other gems can you find?!

cooleyjb

Words that can describe me a little bit: multi-cultured, excellence, open minded, stubborn, loyal, multi-racial (no color barrier for me), people oriented, soloist, considerate, idealistic, realistic, accepting, understanding, cynical, forgiving, easy going, friendly, passionate, loving, innocent, pure, evil, sensitive, caring, gangster, old school, tech savvy, dedicated, explosive, focused, humble, cocky, confident, outgoing, introverted, loud/foul mouthed, courteous... all at the same time, and more...

Sean F

holy cr@p that is funny. Look how many times he mentions "racing"

GhettoRacer

infatuated with me aren't y'all. sorry but i'm straight.

Mike in Chi

Brilliant work Bryan.

Mu Hong --- I wonder what the literal translation of that is?

Does that one box mean he is a Gold Member, or has a gold member. At the current price of roughly $400 an ounce for gold, what would he have? 37 cents worth?

Of course the accent color he chose is pink. He probably did that it get a rise out of us

Sean F

I think this one is pretty telling. Looks like it was posted by one of his friends with benefits. I added bold to the interesting parts.

Looose Boys @ Phoenix International Raceway Jan 07
DE group 3 I think... watch the red delsol, driven by ghettoracer. ghetto has plenty of excuses as usual. ;-) this was just his 2nd session @ PIR ever, still playing around with the lines. he has ****ty RM racing pads up front. he also has a 300+ lbs passenger as ballast. normally the car has out performs the white civic and the s2000 (the car filmilng). tires are heatcycled many times and made in 2002 so they are pretty much worthless but still good as practice tires. lot of idiots on rennlist talk **** about the line. what they don't understand is this is just practice, missing apex here and there due to variety of reasons. in the future (march) i will have a real time attack in car and i will show you guys how it should be done.

Missing apex here and there for a variety of reasons...like he sucks

Mike in Chi

But he could hit an apex, theoretically.

Bonster

"My ultimate goal of life is to become enlightened. I also hope I can live to see year 2100."

Uhhh . . . good luck with that.

Bryan Watts

Back around the "Open Letter" time, check out all the feedback Ghetto got from all the people he has helped at Unlimited Laps events:
http://www.unlimitedlaps.com/forums/...num=1053374919

FredC

More like you are ill and need to consult.

Greg Fishman

For someone who wants to be a professional racer, racing seems to be on the back burner on his list of hobbies. Of course I can't comprehend how any adult would list "playing with kids" as a hobby, either...

Hobbies/Pleasure: #1Bikram Yoga, #2 Chinese Martial Arts, XinYi, BaQua, Taiji #3 Vipassana meditation, #4 a good Thai massage, #5 road racing, #6 basketball, #7 girls, #8 playing with kids

Bryan Watts

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Veloce Raptor

Knew that was coming...

Greg Fishman

SundayDriver

GhettoRacist got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked in the mirror and noticed he was white from the neck up to the top of his head.
In sheer panic and fearing he really was turning white he called his doctor and told him of his problem.
The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately. After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of yellow-brown liquid, gave it to GhettoRacist, and told him to drink it all.
GhettoRacist did and replied, "That tasted like bull ****!"
The doctor replied, "It was, Francis. You were a quart low."