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Old 02-25-2007, 07:10 PM
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I thought we were on ignore by the Dung Heap?????????????????????
Old 02-25-2007, 07:13 PM
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more good info on hand axe:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hand_axe
Old 02-25-2007, 07:17 PM
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Originally Posted by GhettoRacer
no ****-tards, this is not just any rock, it dates from the Stone Age... which could be anywhere from 500,000 to 1,000,000 years BC.
What he said:

Without sexual intercourse tards, this is not only any rock, it constructs to can BC be from any place 5.00, million to 1,0.00, million years Stone Age....

Now only a uneducated ****-tard (as opposed to us educated ****-tards) would think that a rock of that age is very old.
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Originally Posted by GhettoRacer
since i don't know a lot about Stone Age, or rocks, I'm doing more reserach on this. but I just learned today that tri-angular shaped hand axe stones are considered more advanced and are called "perfected" handaxe. check this out:

http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/w/x/wxk116/axe/

i'll have to talk to some museum scholars and other historians to find out more.
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since the don' t of it knows a lottery approximately the age of stone, or the cliffs, I' m me that ago more reserach this but has learned hardly today that to triangular stone shape of the axe of the hand more advances are considered and are calls "the perfected" control of handaxe. this outside: http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/w/x/wxk116/axe/

I will have to communicate with some ****-tards of the ghettomuseum and other ****-tard ghettohistorians to discover more.
Old 02-25-2007, 07:27 PM
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i'm here to share this special stone to ppl who might be interested. there are many who read my threads. do you think just the ****-tards can generate so much views?? no you dumb tools, the sun does not revolve around you, and nor do i give a **** about ****-tards other than the fact that they are helpless. i feel sorry for the tards.
Old 02-25-2007, 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted by GhettoRacer
i'm here to share this special stone to ppl who might be interested. there are many who read my threads. do you think just the ****-tards can generate so much views?? no you dumb tools, the sun does not revolve around you, and nor do i give a **** about ****-tards other than the fact that they are helpless. i feel sorry for the tards.
Yes, one more time:

Perhaps I share this special stone in here to feel interest there am many read my thread ppl. You thought sexual intercourse tards may extremely cause the view? ? You have not silenced me, the uncommunicative tool, the sun do not revolve you, my **** no stink with also me to be different about sexual intercourse tards to the fact them is helpless. I felt the regret is tards and want to be like VR.
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Originally Posted by GhettoRacer
since i don't know a lot about Stone Age, or rocks, I'm doing more reserach on this. but I just learned today that tri-angular shaped hand axe stones are considered more advanced and are called "perfected" handaxe. check this out:

http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/w/x/wxk116/axe/

i'll have to talk to some museum scholars and other historians to find out more.

I used to be one of those museum scholars. Here are the steps we often go through for this stuff.

1. While person is waiting at desk, we'd complain about having to go all the way up there from the bowels of the museum.

2. Pretend to look very interested to see the item.

3. Look it over very carefully, even though we knew it was nothing the moment we saw it.

4. Tell you that while it isn't what you hoped it would be that it is a very unique rock, even though it's just a big piece of gravel.

5. Thank you for bringing it in and then walk back to the basement of the museum all pissed off since we just lost 30 minutes of our busy day, which we could have spend complaining about a lack of money or surfing the net.

Frank, It's just a rock, throw it against your head, rinse, repeat.
Old 02-25-2007, 07:32 PM
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Someone who isn't on ignore could clue Frankie in that I did my graduate work in geology, paleontology and a bit of archaeology.
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Originally Posted by cooleyjb
Frank, It's just a rock, throw it against your head, rinse, repeat.
Hey, it is a very special rock. It fell out of his head and his IQ went down by half (I have a calculator that will work with very small numbers).
Old 02-25-2007, 08:02 PM
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Frank - jb just said you have a really cool rock...but you need to wash your hair or something...
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Originally Posted by DaveM993
Frank - jb just said you have a really cool rock...but you need to wash your hair or something...
hahahahahaha
Old 02-25-2007, 08:30 PM
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Ahh, it might appear to be *just a rock*. But it has a significant place in history. More as I research. Here are some photos of it.



http://www.ejlin.com/gallery/view_al...mName=hand-axe

notice i took some macro mode pix to try to show some close up. can you figure out why??!
Old 02-25-2007, 08:35 PM
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I have a couple of those in our fish tank. Got them at WalMart, or Eli's pet store. Nickle a piece as I recall.
Old 02-25-2007, 08:38 PM
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Good stuff from PBS:

The Stone Age Toolkit

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/stoneage/tool-nf.html

American's Stone Age Explorers

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/stoneage/fenn.html

Primitive Technology

http://www.primitiveways.com/
Old 02-25-2007, 08:42 PM
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This is getting interesting... hmm. BBC.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/236145.stm


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