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My wife don't like my calipers. What should I do?

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Old 11-02-2016, 04:52 PM
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Question My wife don't like my calipers. What should I do?

I painted the calipers on my 2004 Cayenne, but my wife thinks they are ugly. What should I do?



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Find a new wife?
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How old is your wife? Let's say she's 42. I'd trade her in on two 21 y.o.'s.

Try to keep the math simple.
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Kjbu, I would first install your rims on the vehicle before showing her an unfinished product. If she still resists the new color, see below.

Explain to your wife that you chose this color because it matches her favorite lipstick and every time you approach or leave the vehicle, you will be thinking of her and how beautiful she is. If she fails to accept this alibi, I would suggest that you follow the recommendations of either SeanR or LexVan.
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I got in big heck for painting a Motorcycle Bright Yellow a few years back, and again this year when I ordered a 991.2 TTS which as we all know comes with Bright Yellow Calipers. On the Caliper side I told to take it up with Porsche. Red she is OK with, her Boxster-S has Red Calipers. Like the Red-Green Man Prayer says, "I'm a Man and I am Sorry"

I still have the Yellow bike, and she still comments when she sees me on it. It has become a family joke by now.
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Option 6: Don't worry about it.
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Put the Porsche logo back on and ask her to take another look
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Tell her that red calipers now makes the car a Turbo.....
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Just add her name.....she'll love it !
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I would have gone yellow. ; )
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Point out the lime green you were thinking about as the other option


It's your car and your wife, so only you can answer it. But you probably won't go wrong repainting them to a color she likes
Old 11-03-2016, 06:07 AM
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What does she say when you leave the toilet seat up?
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Originally Posted by LexVan
How old is your wife? Let's say she's 42. I'd trade her in on two 21 y.o.'s.

Try to keep the math simple.
Ha-ha!
Actually, my wife was pissed that our Cayenne did NOT have red calipers...
Old 11-03-2016, 09:52 AM
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At least it's not Lime Green like a Panamera calipers... What a terrible thing to do to a car! IMO


But I don't like Black wheels either...


My son seyz I'm old....
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Keep them red but... Happy wife, happy life.


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