Put a Deposit on a 2013 Cayenne (V6)
05-04-2012, 10:35 AM
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Actually I am trying to be serious...it feels "odd" 
If you search the P!g Pen, you will find several posts from our resident Cayenne V6 Day Trader, Riley, who IIRC has sold 2 V6 P!gs for a substantial profit.
I am just dejected, bitter and jealous. I am looking out into Larry's garage at the Bugatti Veyron and wondering why it isn't appreciating in value
I knew I should have listened and traded it in for the new V6 Cayenne.
If you search the P!g Pen, you will find several posts from our resident Cayenne V6 Day Trader, Riley, who IIRC has sold 2 V6 P!gs for a substantial profit.
I am just dejected, bitter and jealous. I am looking out into Larry's garage at the Bugatti Veyron and wondering why it isn't appreciating in value
I knew I should have listened and traded it in for the new V6 Cayenne.
Ruby Red. The direct sunlight really brings out the candy apple color. Shot was taken the day of delivery
05-04-2012, 11:37 AM
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I realize the search function is a bit "picky" at times, so if you have done the obligatory STFF
and still can't find the answer to your question, don't be afraid to ask.One other thing. If you suddenly find that you are taking your Cayenne ownership experience a BIT too seriously (which can be determined by a simple test: if you are unable to pass a quarter between your *** cheeks), I'm afraid you've become a bit of a Cayenne Tight *** (a very small percentage BTW) and it's time for an intervention.
Ruby Red...very pretty color.
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05-04-2012, 11:44 AM
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05-04-2012, 11:57 AM
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You would be amazed at how much information ... or is it entertainment? .... oh never mind .... is contained in the P!g Pen archives.
I realize the search function is a bit "picky" at times, so if you have done the obligatory STFF and still can't find the answer to your question, don't be afraid to ask.
One other thing. If you suddenly find that you are taking your Cayenne ownership experience a BIT too seriously (which can be determined by a simple test: if you are unable to pass a quarter between your *** cheeks), I'm afraid you've become a bit of a Cayenne Tight *** (a very small percentage BTW) and it's time for an intervention.
Ruby Red...very pretty color.
Welcome to the P!g Pen
I realize the search function is a bit "picky" at times, so if you have done the obligatory STFF
and still can't find the answer to your question, don't be afraid to ask.One other thing. If you suddenly find that you are taking your Cayenne ownership experience a BIT too seriously (which can be determined by a simple test: if you are unable to pass a quarter between your *** cheeks), I'm afraid you've become a bit of a Cayenne Tight *** (a very small percentage BTW) and it's time for an intervention.
Ruby Red...very pretty color.
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Thanks for the welcome! I do my best not to take thing too seriously
05-04-2012, 12:49 PM
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Surely you jest, as it is a well known fact that I NEVER OWNED A CAYENNE
Please forward all questions regarding certification of this fact to the following:
PCNA Legal Department
Larry's widow
Wait a minute .... longest time? Is there a possibility for a Guiness World Record here?
05-04-2012, 12:51 PM
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Fear the Squirrels
Be nice to your esteemed forum Moderator, Sir Mudman2.
Ignore me, I am just a computer program written by Larry.
P.S. Whatever you do, under no circumstances should you be inside your Cayenne with the radio turned on anytime on December 21st, 2012.
05-04-2012, 01:04 PM
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Grudge ? Against the savior of the Porsche marque ? The ultimate power in the SUV universe?
Surely you jest, as it is a well known fact that I NEVER OWNED A CAYENNE
Please forward all questions regarding certification of this fact to the following:
PCNA Legal Department
Larry's widow
Wait a minute .... longest time? Is there a possibility for a Guiness World Record here?
Surely you jest, as it is a well known fact that I NEVER OWNED A CAYENNE
Please forward all questions regarding certification of this fact to the following:
PCNA Legal Department
Larry's widow
Wait a minute .... longest time? Is there a possibility for a Guiness World Record here?
05-04-2012, 01:14 PM
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Take ltc's last 2 messages, print the following key phrases:
PCNA Legal Department
Larry's widow
Beware of Gort
Fear the Squirrels
Sir Mudman2
December 21st, 2012
Guiness World Record here?
Take the paper and present it to the next MENSA conference.
Watch their reactions when asked to explain the meaning.
PCNA Legal Department
Larry's widow
Beware of Gort
Fear the Squirrels
Sir Mudman2
December 21st, 2012
Guiness World Record here?
Take the paper and present it to the next MENSA conference.
Watch their reactions when asked to explain the meaning.
05-04-2012, 01:59 PM
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Take ltc's last 2 messages, print the following key phrases:
PCNA Legal Department
Larry's widow
Beware of Gort
Fear the Squirrels
Sir Mudman2
December 21st, 2012
Guiness World Record here?
Take the paper and present it to the next MENSA conference.
Watch their reactions when asked to explain the meaning.
PCNA Legal Department
Larry's widow
Beware of Gort
Fear the Squirrels
Sir Mudman2
December 21st, 2012
Guiness World Record here?
Take the paper and present it to the next MENSA conference.
Watch their reactions when asked to explain the meaning.
I hate MENSA meetings.
05-04-2012, 07:53 PM
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.... If you suddenly find that you are taking your Cayenne ownership experience a BIT too seriously (which can be determined by a simple test: if you are unable to pass a quarter between your *** cheeks), I'm afraid you've become a bit of a Cayenne Tight *** (a very small percentage BTW) and it's time for an intervention...
CTA... deserving of the PPF definition of terms thread. Please document to serve future flatulating two bit lemmings. 
