Please, let's all help Pops..

 

I'll go first.

 

You all have 2-3 hrs to make fun of Pop's misfortune. After I get out of P of R, you all better hide!

This message brought to you while driving 125mph on Grand Central, so pardon the spelling mistakes and missing commas.

 

Ooo. I can be at P of R in less than half an hour to laugh my *** off.

See you all after an hour or so.

 

I'll pray for you....

You know ... that twin turbo V6 is sounding better and better .. I'm sure they'll offer it in dark Blue.

 

Post of the week ... no contest
(and no, you can't make this **** up ... if the shoe fits....)

 

I hope the local news channels send film crews ...

 

STOP THE PRESSES ... a late addition to the official forum T-shirt

Why did no one bring this to my attention before?

 

Clearly what has happened is that due to Pop's Cayenne's affinity for oil consumption, once it had burned all the available Mobil 1 0-40W, it then turned its ravenous appetite to consuming the coolant....

 

 

Pops,
Quick, check the owner's manual ...

 

Uh, oh. I see two P!GLETTS in that picture ...

 

Pops is expecting twins?
Damn, I better upsize that maternity forum T-shirt a size or two....

 

This is the P!g Pen in its finest hour.
Forum members rushing to the aid of a fellow member in d!stress ...

 

Divot, once you get in, ask for Lana (that's me)